Good Morning,DUMBFUCK!

 
Johnnie Walker Red & Liquid Plum’r?

Toaster in the bathtub?

.45 ACP under the chin?

No?

Well, whatever it has decided is the best course of action, one thing is clear.

  
MOAR POPCORN!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

28 thoughts on “Good Morning,DUMBFUCK!”

  1. This might be a record for the speed with which William put one of his lulzsuits to sleep. It barely lasted seven hours.

    That's some quality impulse control there.

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  2. The most damaging thing I can imagine him doing is emailing out [shudder] nude photos.

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      1. INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! NAKED FAT GUY AT ALTAMONT! FALSE LIGHT INVASION OF PRIVACY!

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  3. He'll never grasp when he inserted himself into the [redacted] which was a matter of public controversy because [redacted] he became a public person.

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    1. Something tells me Billy is about to get a very expensive lesson in the meaning of "public figure"....and "RAWR! LAW NOT LAW! SCHMALFELDT AM LAW!" ain't gonna work as a rebuttal.

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  4. As I said over at Master Hoge's abode, my guess is that he goes for criminal charges for grand theft. He'll just assume that the cops will just take him at his word that he owns the images and will just file charges on his say so without any investigation. Yep, that sounds like Bill in his happy place Pretendyland.

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    1. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/700714793066299393

      Winner.. and..

      BWWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHHH.... *breathes*... AAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

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  5. Who needs a laugh this morning?
    http://archive.is/tMGnp
    Fresh from the asshole.

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  6. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cheddar%20Bob

    "Cheddar Bob is known as Jimmy’s (Eminem's) dumb friend in the movie 8 Mile, who is slightly retarded and ends up shooting himself in the crotch."

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  7. Bill, make sure you inform the US Attorney this all arises from your reporting and advocacy of Brett Kimberlin and you're a public figure for engaging in that public controversy. I'm sure he would be interested in your friendship with Brett Kimberlin who committed the Speedway Bombings in the 7th circuit if only to put you on a watch list.

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  8. Okay, you all know I hold Bill Schmalfeldt in extremely poor regard, but there is NFW he is stupid enough to send a written complaint to a US Attorney's office for copyright theft in this matter. He couldn't write a cover letter long enough, coherent enough, to make a USA take him seriously.

    Besides, Bill would risk earning a RO from a sitting US Attorney. I bet the Federal Marshals enforce those babies. We'd finally be in true Deb Frisch territory here.

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    1. That's why I think this is all about him imagining how commenters might respond and the consequences of said response.

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      1. Pretty much. He's hilariously trying to scare Edgren, despite it never having worked before.

        It's the DUMBFUCK tango. He didn't send anything anywhere. If he did, it would be posted on his 93 blogs and 14 Twitter accounts by now.

        As is usually the case, William's lying.

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  9. DUMBFUCK spouts: "After giving the matter a great deal of thought, for couple minutes, I’ve decided"

    NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD THINKS "a great deal of thought" = "for couple minutes". That completely explains why Bill Schmalfeldt has found himself in the positions he has. And no one else in the world would base their actions to/in front of a sitting US Attorney based on a "couple minutes" of thought. It is no wonder he lost in court to a 3 y.o. toddler.

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    1. It takes less than thirty seconds to foresee the consequences, both hilarious and less so, of most of Bill's actions. For him, a couple minutes' thought is an improvement.

      However, it's clear that having a sitting US Attorney's office add him to their kook file is not the consequence he's visualizing. No, no, not at all! What he imagines is that US Attornies have nothing more pressing on their calendar - especially not in Wisconsin! - than looking into an internet slap-fight. I'm sure Bill believes they'll be terribly concerned and just get right on that!

      Bill's pretendyland happy place is a wondrous soap bubble world, so shining, so irridescent, and so easily burst.

      From my phone, so don't get excited, Bill.

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      1. To quote the interwebs about the email to the U.S. Attorney "Pics or it didn't happen".

        No one is going to believe he was stupid enough to send off a letter like that. or maybe they would ....

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