Looks like Mr. Impulse Control forgot about someone!
Perhaps there were toddlers to stalk and it just slipped by.
Maybe there were a bunch of floppy wieners to slather with mayonnaise and devour in a haze of bygone memories.
Could DUMBFUCK have simply been LYING again? That day did end in a ‘y’ after all – I confirmed it.
Usually, when the military discusses the concept of “acceptable losses,” it is regarded as a cost to be paid for eventual victory. DUMBFUCK probably should be considering the similar, unrelated concept of “acceptable BUTTHURT,” and way to mitigate the fact that it is infinite, and provides no impetus toward victory.
I recommend leaving the Internet for good and moving to housing located within a quarter mile of the Johnnie Walker distillery in Glasgow.