Who photoshopped MaryFrances Causey onto a giant cock? Hoge? He just can’t help himself!
Who sent the deathbed photo of your wife to Scott Hinkley’s wife’s business? Grady? Well we know he’s dumb!
Who published Lee Stranahan’s home address in the apophasic context of “Gee, wink-wink, I sure hope, nudge-nudge, that nobody goes over there and rapes his wife while he’s outta town ‘cuz that sure would be terrible, tee-hee-hee!” Scott Hinckley? He sure is obsessed!
Who called Sarah Palmer’s estranged husband?
Because families are off limits, right?
Please, DUMBFUCK. Please…this is the ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SINCERELY BEG FOR ANYTHING FROM YOU…please don’t consider the idea that the retribution that has been rolling down on you all of your life is closer than you could possibly imagine.
Please. Keep the scooty-puff (It’s red. Vroom, VROOM!) pointed exactly where it’s going. Don’t let anyone convince you that you don’t have the upper hand, because you absolutely do.
Please. Stay the course.
Here there be LULZ.