Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

If you mean “Get a lawyer who will look at what the plaintiff has filed, piss herself laughing and fix her makeup while saying “this has absolutely no chance of surviving a motion to dismiss,”



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

24 thoughts on “Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Let's review Justice Jones' recent experience with attorneys over the last seven months. He scooty-puffed away from two just as quickly as he could. Vroom, VROOM!

    It makes infinite sense that he's convinced himself that he won't have to do it with a third. After all, the Diminished Capacity Kid convinces himself of so very many things that aren't so.

    1. I've been tempted to print out the two complaints to show to my business law prof. I'm sure he'd get a good few giggles out of them too. Not to mention some of the lawyers I'm on various civic bodies with.

      Of course I love how Bill seems to not be able to believe that you might have actually hired a real lawyer. Just as he couldn't believe that I'd actually won an election. I guess because those are two things he can't/won't do, he refuses to acknowledge that anyone else might have the ability or desire to do them.

      1. Careful, showing these to an actual lawyer without a lengthy disclosure and specific instruction on how to limber up lulz muscles could net you an assault charge.

      2. If I was willing to hire a lawyer for my divorce to look out for my best interests, why on earth wouldn't I be willing to hire one for this? The mind, it boggles!

        Oh, but I forgot. I'm going to default. Riiiiight!

      3. The shit sniffing Dumbfuck is lucky that during his Navy years his ship never went to port in Thailand. I hear those Thai ladyboys don't take any crap from fat slob Dumbfucks.

  2. Heh,

    Bill is trying to dox the lawyers... he is so precious!

    1. Billy,

      How many lawyers in Wisconsin have the first name "Fiona"?

      You need to watch your back.

    2. Really? Even he's not THAT stupid, is he?

      *sigh* Never mind. I forgot who I was talking about. OF COURSE he's that stupid.

    3. One is assuming that "Fiona" is an actual given name, correct, and not a nickname, or a cover name, or a name that is abbreviated to "F." in the online registrations, such as "F. Scott Fitzgerald"?

      I know one lawyer who practices under her middle name, "Charlie", after her Grandfather, rather than her more feminine first name of "Nancy."

      I call her "Gert", mostly to get her goat 😉

      Bill seems to be incapable of seeing any traps laid in his path - it is quite remarkable, given how dense he is, that his brain pan could be so empty...

      1. Oh, he sees the trapsie-wapsies we lay for him some of the time.

        Usually it's an obvious tripwire that he oh-so-carefully steps over, and as soon as he transfers weight to the front foot he falls into the tiger put full of Punji sticks.

        America's Funniest Home Videos has never broadcast a single one of my submissions, but I alway get a nice hit to my tip jar.

  3.’m waiting for the misogynist spittle-soaked rage postings we all know are coming regarding fat fuck’s knowledge that he is about to get his ass handed to him (legally) by two “girls.”
    Interesting that he considers himself “progressive” and yet rants misogynistic crap at women, uses “gay” as an insult, and posts racist crap about “darkies.”
    Eat a bag of dicks, asshole.

    [REDACTED - because of the possible reduction in LULZ - PK]
    I do so hope Bill doesn’t cut and run before [REDACTED] – it will be an epic beatdown on his stupid ass.
    If he doesn’t know now, I think Bill will learn how to spell vexatious in the near future.

  5. Cheddar Injection ‏@hotcheeseshot 14h14 hours ago
    I can't imagine a real lawyer taking the case for any reason other than knowing there's a quick non-refundable buck in it for her.

    Since DUMBFUCK is a DUMBFUCK, it's not surprising that there are many truths Schmalfeldt can't "imagine" until they are rammed up his fat arse.


Comments are closed.