I am but a humble, undead Zombie, and your ways are strange and frightening.
Plus, we make it a policy not to educate monkeys about things like [REDACTED],[REDACTED],[REDACTED] and [REDACTED], among other things. Doing so simply reduces the amount of FUN that we can have with pointage, laughery and mockification of the DUMBFUCK.
The next couple of weeks are shaping up nicely…
Stay limber, my friends!