DUMBFUCK GOTTA DUMBFUCK

Screen Shot 1So, that means if there is a court order in the packet she received on December 28, she is bound to comply. RIGHT?

WELL…ONLY IF SHE ACTUALLY RECEIVED THE COURT ORDER.  WHICH DUMBFUCK CAN’T PROVE, BECAUSE LIKE ITS EXCELLENT FRIEND, IT IS TOO CHEAP TO PAY THE FREIGHT FOR RETURN RECEIPT AND RESTRICTED DELIVERY, ACCORDING TO THE SAME UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE THAT DUMBFUCK SAYS PROVES SARAH PALMER RECEIVED A PACKAGE.

“COURT ORDER??? SEZ WHO???”

The Chief Judge for the US District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin, Milwaukee Division.

BUT OF ALL THE DUMBFUCKS IN ALL THE JOHNNIE WALKER BOTTLES IN ALL THE WORLD, HE HAD TO STOMP HIS OWN CRANK LIKE ALWAYS.

Sarah should have looked at the form.

IF SHE, YOU KNOW, EVER RECEIVED IT.

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And those 21 days expired on January 18.

Now, what happens to people who disobey court orders?

Screen Shot 3Screen Shot 4IF SHE HASN’T BEEN PROPERLY SERVED?  NOTHING.

Did Sarah Palmer receive an order from the US District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin? Yes.

WE HAVE NO IDEA, DO WE, DUMBFUCK?  WE’RE JUST MAKING FUN ASSUMPTIONS WITHOUT SUFFICIENT PROOF.

FACT NOT IN DISPUTE!

OH, I’M AFRAID NOT, DUMBFUCK.  I’M AFRAID NOT.

Did Sarah Palmer comply with the legal order of the court. No.

THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, IF A DUMBFUCK COULD PROVE THAT SARAH PALMER EVEN RECEIVED SUCH AN ORDER.  WHICH IT CAN’T ON ACCOUNT OF BEING SUCH A LAZY FUCKING CHEAPSKATE.

FACT NOT IN DISPUTE!

OH, I’M AFRAID NOT, DUMBFUCK.  I’M AFRAID NOT.

Can Sarah continue to ignore the orders of this court?

COURT ORDER??? SEZ WHO??? A DUMBFUCK???

IF SHE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL AND HAVE A DEFAULT JUDGMENT ENTERED AGAINST HER?

Sure!

DO YOU THINK DUMBFUCK HAS STOPPED WONDERING WHY WE CALL IT A DUMBFUCK YET?  BECAUSE IT REALLY, REALLY SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

38 thoughts on “DUMBFUCK GOTTA DUMBFUCK”

  1. Being a legal novice myself, I do wonder: don't you have to affirmatively consent to be served by mail rather than by, say, a process server?

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    1. IANAL.

      But no. That said, there are some very simple steps to take. And in an overabundance of caution, despite the fact I don't think it's possible, I'll stop the education there.

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  2. And that's far from the only DUMBFUCK move in Lulzsuit VI. The really good ones are in he complaint itself.

    I would give anything to list them all in public, but waiting makes it so much better.

    DUMBFUCK, being DUMBFUCK, is actually getting worse at suing.

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    1. But don't worry. DUMBFUCK wrote an ex pate letter to the Court about service, what, two weeks ago?

      I'm sure they'll fix it for shithead and do his work for him in the next month. Or they won't. Whatever.

      #Pretendgren. Jesus, I love that so much.

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      1. William, you really should be ashamed that a foreigner like me knows more about this than you do.

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    2. Just like his good friend over the past few weeks, this will not end well for the FAT DUMBFUCK.

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      1. Yes. I'm a shitty typist.

        Maybe I need a GS-13 writer/editor. But only one who can spell his own name.

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    3. But maybe getting worse at suing is offset by getting better and swilling cheap scotch? Hmmmm... I wonder if there's a connection... *hic*

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  3. But please, Dumpltruck, go ahead and file your motion for a show cause hearing. I promise it'll be funny!

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  4. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/500785366308114433/fBc_1FnM.png

    And that's how it's done. Nice job, Oh Prince of Parody (may FUN be always upon you). You too, nonpareil Neil!

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  5. Wow.

    So, literally just days after which he saw what courts do to be certain of proper notice (in his hearings which he claimed not to have gotten notice of he talked to court clerks about.... oopsie poopsie)... He thinks he can get a default judgement like his Most Excellent Friend .... With dozens of people watching. While broadcasting his cunning plan.

    Baldrick would be ashamed.

    PK: You can't educate the monkey, you just can't.

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    1. you mean the default judgement BK got from Seth Allen, which the courts set at a whopping $100 dollars???

      I wonder if Stinky has noticed that nominal damages in Wisconsin is SIX CENTS.

      which would be a nickel more than his entire journalistic history is worth.

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      1. That's not even close to being the most important thing that DUMBFUCK doesn't know about Wisconsin law as it relates to Lulzsuit VI.

        It's going to be so humiliating when he finds out.

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  6. ...Are the lawyers from the Prenda lawsuits available to consult with Bill on these types of legal proceedings? They may have some good advice on "how to antagonize the legal system"...

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  7. Come on PK!!!:(
    I really thought we weren't going to educate the monkey on this particular topic. But now that it's out, I hope we get days of legal research and hundreds of tweets from the Blob as he loves to litigate on twitter. Never forget, Twitter Attorney at Law, William D.F. Schmalfeldt is intellectually superior as it relates to the law. Actual lawyers cannot be correct when they speak against Billy.

    Billy Am Law. Lawyers Not Law

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    1. hahahahaha

      Yup, when one is addled by dementia, there's no law school or bar exam - automatically given a J.D. and right to practice worldwide. You know, cos dementia is known to make people much smarter, a savant in everything, really; especially those dementia addled freaks who were born a DUMBF**K.

      Silly lawyers, spending all of that time and money on law school when any dementia addled DUMBF**K with at best a high school education can successfully practice law in federal court! hahaha

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  8. Now, what happens to people who disobey court orders?

    They attempt to plead incompetence and then the judge has mercy on them because they're obviously an epic dumbfuck.

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    1. ...And then self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower is so dementia addled it totally forgot about it, and printed the same exhibit again, and didn't notice it until it was stuffing the envelope for the FAC, at which point it changed it...

      Groundhog DUMBF**K?

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    2. Everybody knows that incompetence and alteration of court documents are always excused on the basis of Brain Poots. This question was settled the SC decision Dogfarts v Brain Poots in 1976.

      Seriously, who in their right minds blames their fuckups on brain poots. Beyond the the total lack of seriousness the juvenility is completely disturbing.

      And he can't figure why he's called Dumbfuck? That might just be the first rule of Dumbfuck.

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  9. So, following up on MJ's comment http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2016/02/08/decisions-decisions/#comment-33909

    The brave @PaulZKrendler knows something you mouth breathers don't seem to recognize. I get him in court, I own all his possessions. #coward
    — Cheddar Injection (@hotcheeseshot) February 9, 2016

    Since it's impossible to educate him, I think it's safe to say that even should he find out the zombie who is PK, (wouldn't all of his possessions have been probated already?) and get him "in court" (which won't go the way he thinks), and even should he win....

    He's got to prove damages beyond a bottle of JWR and a jar of mayo.

    Seriously, Kimberlin sued Allen, diddled with service from the looks of things, and with Allen absent and no defense presented, all Kimberlin got for 'defamation' was $100.

    $100. For "defamation". With no defense presented.

    I'm not sure how GS-13-with-a-bad-eval is going to parlay PK's mirroring into worldly possessions, unless he's got a cupholder for the red Vroom Vroom. Then I guess, in a injust world, and with a convinced jury, and a judge sympathetic...

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    1. (I meant to say, $100, IIRC. Someone can remind me if I'm remembering that wrong.)

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      1. Check paragraph 46 of the FAC to see what DF thinks of the value of his name. I think he over states it.

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      2. nominal damages in Wisconsin is 6 cents.

        that's $0.06

        which to be fair is still more than anything Stinky has ever done is worth.

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  10. I'm so glad that DUMBFUCK went to the trouble of pointing out that Krendler said he can't be sure that it was Sarah that signed for the package by pointing out that Sarah might not have been the one that signed for the package. This is why we love DUMBFUCK. I usually don't get to laugh this hard on a Tuesday.

    Bill since you are reading here why don't you give a lesson on how you plan to prove to the court who signed for the package you "claim" contains what you allege? See this is why you spring extra for restricted delivery unless you are trying to pull a Kimberlin and lie to the court.

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    1. Further evidence that our boy is the dumbest of fucks.

      http://archive.is/OymPI#selection-153.154-153.281

      "Because Nancy is a quivering pile of cowardly goo, she let it sit there until such time as the post office had to send it back."

      In reading that, one could be forgiven for not knowing that the Diminished Capacity Kid just got through surrendering to Nancy without her having to do anything at all. She didn't even have to go to the mailbox! But Brave Sir William still ran away.

      And Oliver Wendell Jones thinks that everyone else should act differently because ....

      It's a DUMBFUCK MYSTERY!

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    2. Well, you know, the Blob knows and understands those pesky postal regulations better than anyone!

      Wonder what happened to the Great Slovenian Shit Caper?

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  11. Hey, quick question...

    Is this like when that convicted domestic terrorist "served" Stacy McCain, only he never signed for anything? Some random person who got the delivery did. Is it like that?

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    1. It's almost like that except even DUMBFUCK didn't Forge a green card like his pedo pal.

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  12. The proposition that Terpsichorean simians never learn has been disproved. Such learning may be rare, but it exists.

    I remember a time when a simian victory in court was going to entail not merely loss of possesions, but loss of wives.

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