Dear @twitter @support

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Please tell that #raging #sand-filled #vagina aka @hotcheesechot aka DUMBFUCK who’s had about 50 different Twitter handles suspended for harassment that if he doesn’t want me to look at his insults of me like any other user who doesn’t log in to your service can do, then he should stop drinking lead paint smoothies and take his timeline private like the coward he is, and not go running to hide behind mommy Anita Sarkeesian’s skirts like a scared little SJW cocksnogger.

I mean, really…it’s a violation of the Twitter TOS to browse Twitter without signing up?

No wonder he’s expecting people to just bow down and default before his legal awsumnuss.

Now, DANCE, MONKEY!  DANCE!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

69 thoughts on “Dear @twitter @support”

  1. As I've said before, just when you think he can't get stupider, he takes out the pickax and blasting caps and gets to work digging that hole even deeper.

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    1. Bitch Schmalfeldt may not be stupider than Richard Bullis but it's really too close to call.

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  2. "Dear Mommy @support,

    As someone who has had approximately four dozen accounts with your service, I demand that you suspend @paulzkrendler for seeing me taunt him from behind a block that I put on him because I'm a really tough guy.

    Of course, you might feel action is not necessary, in which case I shall issue a press release about this. Ask Facebook what that was like.

    By the way, where do you go to church?

    Thanking you in advance,

    @hotcheeseshot"

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    1. Dozens of suspended twitter accounts... NINE restraining orders... a pattern is starting to form...

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  3. Now that he has self-reported to #Twitter#safely how long before he is gone?

    http://media.photobucket.com/user/RyanHasGIFS/media/GIFS/tumblr_lg2b4vUxtC1qfzxoq.gif.html?filters[term]=headdesk%20gif&filters[primary]=images&sort=1&o=29

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  4. "I mean, really…it’s a violation of the Twitter TOS to browse Twitter without signing up?"

    No, but it is a violation of Schmalfeldt's TOS (Terms of Stalking).

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  5. LOL, looks like Twitter isn't doing what DUMBFUCK demands RAWR!!!
    https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704457436581793792

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      1. Why, it seems like only last night that he was calling people "pussies."

        Oh. Right.

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    1. Wow. Didn't he once argue that the block function meant he couldn't be a serial harasser?

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      1. I am continually amazed by PK's ability to tell BS that he's going to lead him into a trap, and then ... lead him into a trap arrogantly unawares.

        That's not quite what he claimed, but it's close enough to strongly discredit his prior sworn testimony.

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    2. Is so you don't have to read them, Dumbfuck, not so they can't read you. Of course, you block and then murder your F5 key on his website, so.....Dumbfuck.

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      1. F5 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.....

        You'll go blind, Asshat..,

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  6. Reading a public Twitter feed is not stalking. Actually, reading and commenting elsewhere on anything at all (!) is not stalking, but DF is too stupid and insane to understand this.

    I am not even on Twitter and I can read his madness. Derp.

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      1. Don't have a Twitter account, see every one of his twits someone reposts here. That's plenty, kthanxbye.

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  7. Wasn't Bill whining a while back about a PO that John Hoge got against him by confusing the judge on how twitter worked?

    Huh.

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    1. IIRC, there was some argument Bill made about Hoge could have just easily blocked him and that would be enough.. weird..

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  8. Even a toothless, brainless, half-cognitive Hillbilly wouldn't give the DF Roadkill a second look.

    Which makes one wonder, just when does roadkill self-realize it is such?

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  9. The cowardly testepede blocked me for questioning his wisdom today, and tweeted at me from behind the block. Maybe not in that order, but I didn't see the mention until after the block, regardless.

    In other news, Ferguson apparently didn't know the default judgement v. Bullyville was vacated, even went running to Rauhauser hoping for reassurance in the face of the news.

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    1. Even better! I got to mock Rauhauser directly because he's either fucking delusional or his "top-notch" lawyer is lying to him. He was apparently unaware (or in denial) that his $1.3M judgement...went away. Twitter can be fun, once in a while.

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      1. And they STILL don't believe it. The stupidity of Team Kimberlin cannot be described, it has to be experienced.

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  10. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704474170743263232

    It's almost as if they DON'T WANT to settle.

    I'm gettin' a Bullet-Tooth Tony vibe from those two.

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    1. The last attorney who contacted him on this matter worked out a common sense outcome..

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      1. Huh. I didn't know "common sense outcome" was what my dog did to those rawhides. Learn something new every day!

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      1. Historically, a "common sense settlement" has consisted of William asking how fast he should run away and how far across the country he has to be before he can stop.

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    2. I can smell the beginnings of a puddle of fear pee from here.

      Beg a bit harder for a pre-trial settlement, Bill. It amuses me how transparent your motives are to all.

      I'm betting Sarah and Eric want a bit more than "all parties to bear their own costs."

      Quite a bit more...

      (Randazza)

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  11. Bill "HappyMyWifeIsDeadTheMerryWidower" Schmalfeldt spews on Twitter: "And I am not making predictions here, but aren't the Hoge/Krendler Klowns gonna have a TON of shit to eat if Sarah and Eric DO default???"

    Yes, IF they do default, we are gonna have a ton of shit to eat. And IF they don't default, and really do file motions via an attorney, someone else is gonna have a TON of shit to eat.

    I am not a Twitter user, and I was able to read his tweets. Imagine that!

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    1. Oh Bill will eat shit alright. The last thing he wants is to have to face a lawyer. He ran from the last one, fear pee streaming down his legs as he pushed the scooty puff to a top speed of 10 mph.

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  12. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704535981261787136

    Uh huh. Your motion to modify and subsequent FAC reeked of fear pee! REEKED!!

    Scooty puff goes VROOM!

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    1. 'It's easier to sue 2 people than 4 plus corp'

      That is the dumbest excuse I've heard come out of his mouth. If 2 people are easier than 4 then why the hell did you file your suite with 4 defendants, corporation and some anons?? If you are so certain today that 2 is really easier, then 1 MUST be even more of an easier ride. The dumb, it burns!!!

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    2. Now we can predict Billy's rationalization when he flees in a trail of fearshit: "It's easier to sue zero people than two people represented by a real lawyer."

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  13. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704536743400382465

    "Objection, relevance. No "Paul Krendler" is a party or referenced in the complaint."

    "Sustained."

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      1. You're mixing up your Team Kimberlin lawfare suits. Johnny Walker was a lawyer for one of the defendants in RICO 2: Electric Buggeroo.

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      2. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704539449930223617

        "None of this is referenced in the complaint or any of the exhibits. Question assumes knowledge and facts not entered into evidence by Plaintiff."

        "Sustained."

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      3. I'd say that DUMBFUCK watches too much television, but it doesn't appear that he didn't even do that right because he didn't learn anything.

        Let me repeat this again, because there are few things as hilarious as this. "I'M A FOREIGNER AND I KNOW MORE OF THE LAW THAN SCHMALFELDT DOES."

        I can't wait for him to find out what's going to happen to the parts of the FAC that he "incorporated by reference" from his initial filing. That'll be FUN!

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      4. Well, you know, he's now saying he's going to keep suing when his case gets thrown out on a technicality.

        However, there are some technicalities you can't recover from. But, you know, DUMBFUCK just DUMBFUCKS.

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      5. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704543602182103040

        Good luck with that, shithead.

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      6. Jesus Christ, William doesn't think that the same rules of evidence apply during discovery and objections can't be made.

        Ash? BPO? I think that you're being sued by a retard,

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      7. What happens when they answer, "I do not know the true identity of Paul Krendler."?

        Will he file a motion for sanctions after he makes 5000 tweets about them evading discovery?

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  14. Now let's see what I know about pharmacology. Clonazepam is a benzodiazepine class drug, and William wuold have some nasty withdrawals during the six months that he wasn't seeing a doctor before and after moving to Wisconsin.

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    1. And what happened during that period? Johnnie Walker Red turns up in the kitchen!

      *POOF*

      Now, unless Americans are even more savage than I think they are, no doctor is going to say "Take this huge jar of benzodiazepine and see somebody when you feel like it."

      This is for three reasons. 1) It's addictive. 2) There's a fairly significant risk of overdose and 3) it's abused as a street drug. You've heard of Klonopin, right?

      Zolpidem is a drug that you may know as Ambien.

      Strange that William would be taking two sedatives, innit? Oh, and they both also increase the risk of dementia, particularly in seniors. Good thing that's not a problem for Our Boy.

      http://www.webmd.com/healthy-aging/news/20120926/insomnia-anxiety-drugs-may-raise-dementia-risk

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  15. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704544119562092544

    At least I can still walk, run, drink, control my bodily functions and have sex. The yeast infection cleared up quite nicely a long time ago. Thanks for asking.

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  16. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704547000977637376

    He's also an idiot. Those two things often go hand in hand.

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    1. I laughed too loud. Scared the cat. Damn, that guy is absolutely a hoot to watch.

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      1. They should give him one of your Judge Judy type shows. Every show would end with Judge Schmalfeldt sentencing the bailiff to the chair!

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  17. https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704540543699820546

    Because that's what you bought and left on display when you were oversharing, we can safely assume that's what you drink, Dumbfuck.

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    1. This much might actually be true. I seem to recall a certain DUMBFUCK once saying: "Gail and I just got back from our midday runabout. It’s been so freakin’ hot lately that neither one of us really wanted to go out or do anything, but it’s only 86 now, so what the hell. Went to the mailbox first. Then, I wanted a bottle of brandy. (On the Simpsons last night, Mr. Burns was clutching a glass of brandy. It made me want a glass of brandy. I am an easily-influenced person.)"

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  18. Based on the posting at Hogewash today, it appears there is return fire in LULZsuit VI. Unfortunately for Bill Schmalfeldt, he will now get to test his lawyering skills against an actual attorney.

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    1. Hmmm...I wonder what happens to Billy's "RAWR! SCHMALFELDT AM TOUGH GUY! SCHAMALFELD MAKE THREAT!" attitude now?

      https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704534008407924736

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      1. That's an odd statement for someone who totally doesn't deserve to have nine restraining orders to his name to make, isn't it?

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