25 thoughts on “With Apologies To Jeff Foxworthy…”

      1. For a man who would appeat to have spent years posting from work, on work computers, while on the clock being paid with our taxes, and posting stuff which got him banned from at least one forum ("swollen anal tissue" anyone? Ewww.) he really worries about what other people do on other employers' dimes.

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  1. If you offer to cuddle with the elderly stranger that bring you your mail.

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  2. if the total number of closed twitter accounts and blogs is larger than your IQ...

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  3. If you take pictures of yourself on the potty and describe every detail of your experience, including what you did with your fingers...

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  4. If you want to portray yourself as the griefiest grieving griever evah! but almost immediately after your wife died you named yourself happyitswifedied TheMerryWidower, you might be are a DUMBF**K.

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    1. If your self-described first priority after your wife dies is "Rework web presence" ...

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  5. https://cyberstalkerarchive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/gith_2.jpg

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    1. Why would Billy jerk off into his socks? He'd much prefer shoving stuff up his butt, I'd think.

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  6. https://cyberstalkerarchive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/gith_6.png

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