12 thoughts on “When I Die”

  1. Alternate version:
    My will directs that the viewing be held with a glass coffin.

    My husband said, “I'll just post your dying moment on the internet and save myself a bit of money instead.”

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    1. Oh, that's been done - complete with skipping a funeral/memorial, every mortifying detail of her last illness published to the world, photo progression even including deathbed and offers of corpse photo, and immediately "reworked online presence" and web-name change to HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower.

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      1. If I had no knowledge of this situation in the slightest, and was shown this progression of events? I would be saying "who DOES this?" over and over and over again. ESPECIALLY to the last part. Who rejoices in being a Widower? Who?

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  2. Think we can convince Schmalballs to be buried with his bare ass sticking up so we have somewhere to park our bikes when we go to point and laugh?

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      1. Picking Bill's theme song ain't easy. I'd definitely put this one up for a vote though.
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

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