Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

The zombie daughter tells me there’s a saying in high school:  Social life, good grades, sleep – pick any two.”

I told her in response: “The same sort of thing happens in Project Management:  good, fast, cheap – pick any two.”

Today she played me a song by Panic! At the Disco which reminds that the rule always applies, but certain DUMBFUCKS don’t get to choose: Crazy Evil Genius.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

4 thoughts on “Two Out of Three Ain't Bad”

  1. Can't even say the freak is a genius at persistent FAIL - HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower most certainly will FAIL, but it will never, ever figure out the cause, because stoooooopid.

  2. It's occurred to me that a complete database of the Corpulent One's output might make a fascinating PhD-level project.

    Every tweet, every blog post, every name change, every mass deletion, every harassing phone call, every court filing, every instance of plagiarism... all timestamped and cross-indexed and linked as necessary. It would be ripe for some serous analysis.

    I don't have that kind of time on my hands, being a gainfully-employed and productive member of society (despite being *actually* disabled) but I'll bet someone looking to get an advanced degree in, say, abnormal psychology might be interested.


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