9 thoughts on “The Schmalfeldt Family Parenting Manual Explains So Much”

  1. I think it all makes sense after reading Chapter 4: What To Do When the 5th is Empty and the Baby Hasn't Been Knocked Out

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    1. Since William isn't known to have spent time with any of his children, he's no threat to do anything like that.

      Fair is fair.

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      1. Oh, I'd never accuse self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower of doing anything to benefit its children other than abandon both families. I referred to the freak's parents following the advice in that chapter, of course.

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  2. I'm surprised that William is so quick to mention children, given that he was bitch-slapped in court by a toddler this week. He ran away from the dim, dim girls and lost to a three-year-old.

    That's some quality lawyering, right there!

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    1. Although I will concede that William continues to have a faster scooter than the toddler.

      And it's red. Vroom, VROOM!

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