The Great White BUTTHURT Hunter Poses With His Kill

After carefully stalking through the jungles of SCRIBD, the hunter encountered his prey, and with a well-placed shot from his email account felled the mighty BLANK FORM.

For Fuck’s Sake…
John Hoge Troll Level: capo di tutti capi.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

21 thoughts on “The Great White BUTTHURT Hunter Poses With His Kill”

  1. This is a person who would do well to adopt a spirit animal.

    Admiral Ackar would do well.

    "What would Adm. Ackar say?"

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    1. AckBAR.

      Grrr. It's too early, need to wait till the sun is up before posting...

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  2. If it was intentional, and I suspect that it wasn't, this was a masterful move on WJJH's part. It turns out that nothing makes William publicly psycho like an innocuous form that leads him to conclude that people believe that he's psycho.

    It's psychiatric judo, and our boy displayed remarkable dancing skill in his straitjacket!

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    1. One can only admire and praise such a minimalistic initiation of The Monkeydance.

      We are not worthy of your brilliance, WJJ Hoge. You are as resplendent as the noonday sun!

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      1. Makes you wonder how many Monkeydance inducing land mines John has buried here and there waiting for a DUMBFUCK to stumble over and trip.

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  3. So if all it takes is a blank Wisconsin government form to make the monkey dance, what OTHER forms might we upload for dance purposes?

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  4. Saint Thomas Police Department.

    Oh it's you Mr. Parvocampus.

    And I likewise wish you a good even, milord.

    What's that, again? Please speak a bit more slowly and distinctly.

    Got it. You were doing your nightly peek through the windows of Mr. Pigg's kitchen.

    And there was a knife MISSING from the knife block. Very suspicious indeed, sir.

    Choking sounds.

    No, no, I'm still here, the doughnut went down the wrong way.

    You shouted what through the window?

    And he refused to tell you if the missing knife was in the dishwasher. Just refused. Told you what was in his dishwasher was none of your business.

    Very threatening indeed sir. A cruiser will be on patrol around the monastery all night.

    Yes, the same cruiser as last time. You'll recognize it instantly: it's the invisible one.

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    1. Canticle and Juniper Courts Management.
      Oh it’s you Billy.
      What’s that, again? Please speak a bit more slowly and distinctly.
      Got it. You were doing your nightly neighborhood watch through the windows of Mrs. Hogg’s bedroom.
      And BOTH pillows had indentations. Very suspicious indeed, sir.
      Choking sounds.
      No, no, I’m still here, the doughnut went down the wrong way.
      You shouted what through the window?
      And she refused to tell you if the dent in the pillow had been left by a Cub Scout. Just refused. Told you her bed was none of your business.
      Very threatening indeed sir. A cruiser will be on patrol around the Courts all night.
      Yes, the same cruiser as last time. You’ll recognize it instantly: it’s the invisible one.

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  5. I know I sound like a broken record, but just when you think he can't get any stupider.......

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  6. ...and with a well-placed shot from his email account attempted to fell[] the mighty BLANK FORM, but as had happened throughout the miserable FAILure's entire existence, the self-named HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower discharged its weapon of choice into its own putrid face.

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  7. "Your Honor! I found the copy of Guns and Ammo when I went though his mailbox! This is OBVIOUSLY a DEATH THREAT!!!!!11!!1!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!"

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