How Not To Be Left Alone

You see, officers, what we are dealing with in DUMBFUCK is a guy/person/thing who says a lot of things it really doesn’t believe.  It says it only wants to be left alone and to live its life in peace.

That’s a bunch of Slovenian biological weaponry, or as we humans call it, HORSESHIT.

1-6-2016 4-20-19 PM

Earlier today, DUMBFUCK wrote a whole post about how the people whom it claims it only wants to ignore it…AREN’T TALKING ABOUT IT.  The blacked out portion of that image above contains photos of a child of the person who is leaving DUMBFUCK alone, which is what it wants, hence the montage of photos of an uninvolved third party who is ALSO leaving it alone.  If you feel you must, you can click here to go directly to that post and see for yourselves (although it will soon delete that post in a flurry of shame, evidence spoliation and fear pee – that’s just how it rolls on the Golf Cart of Doom.  It’s red.  Vroom, vroom).

And of course it had to Tweet that out, so everyone knows that people are leaving it alone, that this state of affairs is not to its liking, and SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

1-6-2016 4-19-27 PM

Later on, DUMBFUCK felt the need to repeat this unacceptable situation to its tiny handful of followers, who, as it happens, also tend to leave it alone.

How dare someone simply LEAVE DUMBFUCK ALONE!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/77168/leave-britney-alone-o-s.gif

“I’m not going to be ignored, Dan.”

Still later on, DUMBFUCK felt the need to comment again on how lonely it was, being left alone by all the people it keeps telling judges won’t leave it alone:

1-6-2016 4-21-53 PM

What is a zombie to think, officers?  DUMBFUCK says it just wants to be left alone.  So when folks ignore its DUMBFUCKERY, this is how it reacts.

(tap on shoulder)

Hey!  Are you leaving me alone?  Are you ignoring me?

(tap, tap, tap)

Are you listening?  I said, ARE YOU IGNORING ME???

(taptaptaptaptap)

GODDAMMIT!  DON’T YOU WALK AWAY WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! ARE YOU IGNORING ME OR NOT??

1-6-2016 4-24-45 PM

SEEEEEEEEEE!?!?  I KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING SARAH TO IGNORE ME, AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?  SHE WON’T ANSWER ME!!

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I HAD TO DOX HER, AND POST 50 PHOTOS OF HER DAUGHTER, AND CALL HER SOON-TO-BE EX-HUSBAND (BECAUSE SPOUSES ARE OFF LIMITS, DONCHAKNOW) TO DREDGE UP OTHER BUSINESS TO MAKE HER RESPOND TO MY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY SHE WON’T IGNORE ME?  WHY WON’T YOU OFFICERS PLEASE COME AND GIVE ME A NICE LONG-SLEEVED WHITE MOTORCYCLE JACKET WITH LOTS OF STRAPS AND SHINY BUCKLES AND TAKE ME SOMEPLACE WHERE I CAN JUST BE IGNORED????

Here’s a hint, officers.

IT DOESN’T REALLY WANT TO BE IGNORED.  IT GETS OFF (METAPHOR…ick) ON THE ATTENTION.  
Like(0)Dislike(0)

Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

34 thoughts on “How Not To Be Left Alone”

    1. Clearly, if it thinks anyone, especially anyone in the horde, wants to talk to or with such a malignant monster. I mean, surely the freak isn't so stoooopid and narcissistic that it hasn't noticed that she's not the only one? By the fifth or sixth restraining order it should have figured out that virtually no one ever wants to communicate with a being that repulsive, and many will seek court intervention to prevent it.

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
      1. Personally? I think it likes to have those nice young men in those body-skimming uniforms (they show off the butt ever so nicely, don't you think?) wearing badges and guns show up at its door to deliver the mail.

        Pretendy land. It isn't just for delusions of persecution.

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
  1. For someone with so much experience filing lulzsuits, he certainly does engage in large scale spoilation of potential evidence, doesn't he? Blog posts, tweets, you name, it'll be gone before we can subpoena it.

    That should make for some hilarious motions in the next few months.

    Like(0)Dislike(0)
    1. I'll just leave this right here after calling attention to 803(7)—

      https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_803

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
    1. and:

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/5377169edea833131651a97d38f274c9/tumblr_mh67zc80YG1rwlmvzo1_r3_500.gif

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
    1. Bill's standard answer is, "I was polite. What did I say that wasn't polite? I'm just asking questions worded very politely."

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
      1. "I'm not contagious. What is it about me that makes you think I'm contagious? I'm just an average, ordinary disgusting cold sore that's totally not contagious, so why don't you want to kiss me?"

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
      2. Kisses mean love. What's wrong with love? Why do you have a problem with me being loving?

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
    2. He's assuming that everyone to whom he does that sort of thing feels as bound by the law and by standards of decent behavior as the members of the Zombie Horde feel themselves to be.

      One of these days, he'll be wrong.* He won't enjoy the result.

      * Wrong about that particularity, I mean. 'Cause we all know how wrong he is about everything else.

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
    3. hahahaha JV: It never, ever stops. It may be stopped, but it doesn't stop. It may be distracted, but it never, ever stops. Ask Lauren S.

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
      1. Some day it will be stopped.

        It would be nice for everyone (including it) if it would stop itself, but after seeing the filth it's been spewing at people on line for well over a decade, the odds on that are someplace between Slim and None, and Slim and his horse left town last night.

        So someday, an outside agency will step in and stop it. There are a number of options for what that agency will be, and honestly, most of us don't care which one, so long as something somehow stops it. If we do have a preference on the agency, we want the one it would find most unpleasant for itself.

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
  2. I found Gail's favorite seat, Shakes.

    http://pospislaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/middle-finger.jpg

    (I'm immune from any possible legal action from Gail)

    Like(0)Dislike(0)
  3. Oh Prince of Parody (may FUN be always upon you) - sorry about overuse of graphics, but words fail (though not as spectacularly as DUMBF**K fails, nor as consistently or constantly), to convey how thoroughly you totally

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVOZ2WrQVWg

    Like(0)Dislike(0)
  4. I guess Sarah does NOT WANT to discuss her court case with the defendant. Some might view that reticence as prudent, but DUMBFUCKS, at least some of them, have a different point of view.

    Like(0)Dislike(0)
      1. I definitely do not want discuss the relationship between DUMBFUCKS, either individually or as a class, with elephants, either individually or as a class. The poor dumb beasts, no no not talking about DUMBFUCKS, have enough problems with ivory poachers.

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
      1. Bloody hell, I would barely discuss my CATS on teh Twitterz, let alone discuss weighty legal matters. That's what DU... Oh. Yeah. You already know that. M'bad!

        Like(0)Dislike(0)
    1. Remember, Jeff. This *is* the one who "want(s) it all, Doug." Some DUMBFUCKS could have a different point of view, but that is because their idiocy lies in other areas. It takes a whole lot of DUMBFUCKS to make the world go 'round. We've just gotten so used to dealing with this particular one, we forget that there are areas where he diverges from the others.

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
    2. All the best litigants speak in extreme detail about every aspect of their cases and legal strategy on Teh Twitterz. Isn't that what it's for?

      Like(0)Dislike(0)
  5. What an age to be alive in St Francis.

    http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/06/drinky-the-robot/

    Like(0)Dislike(0)
  6. Good afternoon, officers.

    Please note, in William M Schmalfeldt Sr.'s own words:

    it is true that Plaintiff suffers from some minor executive dysfunction, very minor cognitive difficultie (sic), and impulse control problems, …“

    Plaintiff’s Response to Motion to Terminate IFP Status,
    U.S. District Court, Maryland Eastern Division, Case No. 1:15-cv-01241 ECF 28 Page 5, ¶ 10.

    Like(0)Dislike(0)

Comments are closed.