Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Stand by children. The fun has just begun,

Really??  Does DUMBFUCK already have ANOTHER TODDLER lined up to stalk?  With two fresh restraining orders less than 48 hours old?

What’s a more accurate single word description that DUMBFUCK?  Because we need it.  A mental health professional friend of mine, with whom I have shared many episodes of this saga over adult beverages and chicken wings, has a term that I find excellent in conversation but too unwieldy for the page:


I think we can come up with something better…

Dianna, can I share the news yet?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

31 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Maybe this to help illustrate whatever term is selected?

    1. Don't you hate it when you link an image then the site goes down for maintenance? Here's something similar to what I attempted above:

  2. Not yet, probably this evening. It's going to be longer than is easy to manage via my phone, and I want a real keyboard, which means not until I get home.

    Wouldn't want someone to think I was using my employer's equipment or anything.

    From my phone.

    1. Anyone else thinking we should take up a collection to get Dianna a keyboard for her phone?

  3. "“Vengeance is mine,” sayeth the Lord. But nowhere in the Bible does it say Bill Schmalfeldt can’t lend a hand."

    I wonder if the nuns at Canticle and Juniper Courts would approve of Billy's interpretation of Romans 12:19, or whether they'd see it for the naked threat it is?

    1. Billy needs to know that not all of us follow the christian religion's take on "Turn the other cheek"

      For example, some pagans follow something along the lines of Anton Levy's take in the Satanic Bible

      "Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him
      on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!

      He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog!

      Give blow for blow, scorn for scorn, doom for doom - with compound interest liberally
      added thereunto! Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, aye four-fold, a hundred-fold! Make
      yourself a Terror to your adversary, and when he goeth his way, he will possess much
      additional wisdom to ruminate over. Thus shall you make yourself respected in all the
      walks of life, and your spirit - your immortal spirit - shall live, not in an intangible
      paradise, but in the brains and sinews of those whose respect you have gained"

      Basically, you start something and I'll go nuclear on your ass.

      1. You mean I'm not the only one here who read that book with glee? Billy's in deeper shiite than he realizes...

      2. When I worked in corrections I read the Satanic Bible because a couple of inmates were raising a stink about their "religious privileges" being denied . A little reading later and I could tell them to pound sand quoting portions of a book they never ever read.

        I had some great theology discussions on night shifts with other staff . Me, a pagan, my wife a wiccan, a younger guy from Poland who was an old school Catholic and a Seventh Day adventist all sitting around discussing religion. Basically a mutual respect of each others beliefs and getting a better understanding of them.

        One of the few times working there that I miss.

  4. Instead of CERTIFIED WHACKADOODLE, we could try:

    Mendacious Twatwaffle
    Craptastic Turdle
    Lying Sack of Shit

    .... I'll think about some more.

        1. Well, I would say something about being retired means that your opinion doesn't matter anymore, but that would probably get me sued for defamation by someone I'm not even talking about.

  5. It's especially cute how he tells Nancy and Dianna to beat it.

    That's like going over to your significant other's place to break up with her and then telling her to beat it.

    You're in their house now. Why would *they* change the behavior you just legally sanctioned as above board.

    1. But it's the way he ALWAYS relates to females. Always. Nevermind that HE is the one that filed this. But THEY need to beat it. Riiiiight. SMH

    2. Misogyny is par for the course for Billy Schmalfeldt. Probably stems from being cuckolded multiple times. Or he realized he preferred wiener when he sexed that transvestite on stage. Or maybe it's because he's still wincing from all the butthurt caused by girls kicking his ass. Speaking of which: Congrats on those restraining orders!

      1. Somehow, I don't think William just decided to tell the dim, dim girls to "beat it." Were I to venture a guess, it would be that he was spooked and spooked hard. By the dim, dim girls.

        Of course, the truth will eventually come out, and I'm sure that it'll be humiliating.

      2. Most likely, Neal. A saving throw to retain the appearance of power as he retreats.

  6. Bill once said something along the lines of "I'll stumble into court and fuck myself" - I don't think I have ever seen someone so accurately predict the future as he did with that statement. In the latest Billshit, he admits, TO THE COURT, that he is not sure "Paul Krendler" is Patrick Grady, despite the 4 (maybe 5?) times he adamantly insisted it in previous lawsuits. In addition, he is dismissing with prejudice three named defendants BEFORE HE EVEN SERVED THEM. These two facts are unequivocal proof that this lawsuit is frivolous, and can be dismissed out of hand by the judge. But the remaining defendants shouldn't do that until they get him declared a vexatious litigant first. He needs to be barred from using the courts to hurt people - he needs an legal nanny. One that will take his next legal tantrum, pat him on the figurative head and say: "There, there, little DUMBFUCK. You just suck on this bottle of JWR and take a nap. Let the adults take care of this." and then throw it in the trash with the used Depends where it belongs - another "brief" filled with Billshit.

    1. It isn't outside the realm of possibility that Mr. Grady files a motion with the court that this is now the third (or fourth) time that he has been sued by the Diminished Capacity Kid on the pretext that he's Krendler. And he now admits that he's "not 100% certain."

      If that doesn't win Schmalfeldt a vexatious litigant distinction, it should win him costs.

      1. Aaaand, it's another admission that this was an attempt to use the courts to circumvent Illinois' no stalking/contact order.

      2. That would obviously be for the Illinois courts to decide, but it DOES appear that William gave Mr, Grady a great and wonderful gift last night.

        It remains to be seen what he does with it.

  7. In terms of nomenclature, DF may not be appropriated because even I don't know whether it means DUMBFUCK or DERANGED FELLOW or DELICATE FLOWER. I am probably missing some obvious possibilities.


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