Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  
Of COURSE you can prove it.

But you won’t.

All you have to do is forge an email and show us your 3per username, you lying sack of shit.

But you won’t.

Say, where’s that corrected DD214, you lying Valor Thief?  You said you could prove that you earned those medals.

But you won’t.

Because you’re a fucking liar, and everyone knows it.

Everyone knows it because you’re also a really TERRIBLE fucking liar.

Which is strange for someone with your “sterling reputation,” wouldn’t you say?

Or is that OUT OF CONTEXT?

Perhaps what you meant was that you have a sterling reputation as long as you’re being compared to your hero, the criminal Brett Kimberlin.

Now THAT might be true.

But it doesn’t matter if we’re comparing a swimming pool full of diarrhea to a swimming pool of nuclear waste, no sane person will do anything but sprint in the opposite direction.

But you won’t. 

Strap on those water wings and jump right in, DUMBFUCK!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

47 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. The only thing Bill has ever proven is that he lies. He lied in a court filing, and provided the proof of his lie as an attachment to the filing. QED: TDFKAD.

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  2. "It happened exactly as I said it did, and I can prove it."

    He should put up, or shut up, because if he doesn't provide real proof, there is evidence William M Schmalfeldt Sr. committed the felony of identify theft.

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    1. Yep. And he somehow believes harassing Patrick Grady and his wife will deflect from that fact.

      You can not make it up.

      Someone let me know when the Cook County sheriffs head up to Milwaukee.

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      1. Please let there be a picture of Billy in his scooter, leaving a trail of fearpee through Canticle and Juniper Courts!

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  3. If Schmalfeldt expended a tenth of the energy he dedicates to "clearing things up" to keeping his old lady alive she would be seeing another birthday or two.

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    1. But of course, DUMBFUCK is too selfish to see how his online actions and real-life inaction hastened her death. DFs gotta DF I guess.

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  4. On October 13, 2015, William M Schmalfeldt Sr. said he put the following in a letter to the Maryland State's Attorney's Office :

    "alleging that I create child pornography, another probably untrue allegation."

    What else needs to be said about him?

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    1. Given that he now claims, long after the fact, that this was a "typo", is there any record of Willy actually correcting the record with the SA's office? I know that's something I'd have done as soon as I saw the error.

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      1. Then again, if I were writing a letter to the Maryland State's Attorney, I'd proofread the letter before I sent it. But then again I'm not a professional writer or editor.

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      2. But at one point, when people were questioning his ability to write tweets at a fast pace, he claimed he was using Dragon voice-to-text software because he was so disabled. That software would NOT make the mistake of probably versus provably.

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      3. @agiledog but how well does a speech-to-text program do when the speaker is slurring his words? (Asking for a friend.)

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    1. We'll just run with this since it hasn't been refuted.

      I don't need your permission to continue emailing an adult, Shakes.

      You don't scare me. WORK ON IT!

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    2. Thanks for the email. That was pretty damning. Shakes.. you should probably rethink this whole thing about living.

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  5. Let us all pause for a moment to recognize the raw, monumental, total lack of self-awareness and utter stupidity these two tweets, posted 3 minutes apart, demonstrate:

    https://twitter.com/YouGetNoQuarter/status/690284980384239617

    https://twitter.com/YouGetNoQuarter/status/690285614428725248

    Just damn.

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    1. Now he says this:

      https://twitter.com/YouGetNoQuarter/status/690295733946310656

      Does the ADA have rules about showdowns at high noon for rolly walkers and motorized scooters? Asking for a friend...

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      1. Now he is offering to drop the lawsuit (yeah right) in exchange for PK and Morgana closing their blogs.....

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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        1. "Warning, Above-It-All-Bill will be surfacing soon."

          Probably emerging from a river of fear pee and withdrawn lawsuits.

          On Thu, Jan 21, 2016 at 5:22 PM, The Thinking Mans Zombie wrote:

          > lorddewclaw commented: "Now he is offering to drop the lawsuit (yeah > right) in exchange for PK and Morgana closing their blogs..... > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" >

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      2. "Where you challenges me"
        I hope he was better at subject/verb agreement when he wrote for the NIH. One hates to think our tax dollars paid for grammar that would get failed in middle school if not earlier.

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      3. Which just goes to show that the LOLSUIT is frivolous, a desperate DUMBFUCK's way of trying to bully people into shutting up. #AintGonnaWork

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      4. It's kind of early in the schmycle for Negotiating With Himself Bill to be making an appearance. I do hope he doesn't run and hide from this LOLsuit before it has a chance to truly get lulzy.

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      5. He's not demanding TrF be closed? An admission he knows it's not from a Zombie or Lickspittle?

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      6. Pablo, I think we are here in the Schmycle:
        6. Begging For Settlements Bill
        If you take down your web site and leave the internet, AND TELL ME WHO KRENDLER IS AND ALL THE OTHERS, I'll drop you from the suit.

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  6. TDFKAD spews:

    "And then, in my best Gary Cooper voice, @paulzkrendler, I remind you that everybody can just walk away and nothing bad has to happen?"

    Walk away and nothing happens? Given his thousands of rants about hurting Krendler, there is no way this is true. It just proves he doesn't actually know SHIT about who Krendler is, and this is all a bluff.

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  7. William M Schmalfeldt Sr, tweets: "I've searched the US DOT database for every accident on May 28, and cannot find a SINGLE EXAMPLE from ANY CITY OR STATE that matches what "Krendler" said happened to his wife. I mean, daughter."

    Stalker alert! It is no wonder he has 7 restraining orders against him.

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    1. "I just want them to leave me alone!"

      But while I'm waiting I'm going to obsessively search the entire US DOT database for Krendler's real name.

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  8. TDFKAD spews:

    "Everybody walks away. I drop the lawsuit"

    A dismissal with prejudice by the Plaintiff AGAIN? Two in a row will pretty much make any judge laugh him out of court in the future.

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    1. Of course,if the suit doesn't get dismissed by the judge for other reasons, those tweets will prove the lawsuit was frivolous, and someone should file a motion to find him to be a vexatious litigant.

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  9. Settle up with TJ Shakes.

    He will still hate you for killing his mother but it might just prevent him from kicking your ass. He really hates you, Bill.

    Father of the year, Schmalfeldt.

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    1. Did Bill keep more of the insurance money than he was suppose to? What a bad, bad boy! Is he still trying to collect rent as well?

      Those process servers are going to cost him near a thousand up front. Is that TJ's money he's blowing?

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      1. Billyboy already commits the Deadly Sins of gluttony, sloth, pride, (butt)lust, envy and wrath...so why not greed, too?

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  10. Before he throws in the towel shouldn't we expect one of those episodes where he claims he was THIS CLOSE to dropping it all and walking away but...THIS GUY...ruined it for everyone by calling him a bad name so EVERYBODY SHOULD BLAME HIM for the calamity that is about to befall them!

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    1. What you describe is this part of the Schmycle:

      11. Head Fake Bill
      I WAS going to drop the LOLsuit but something that somebody wrote who is NOT in the LOLsuit made me change my mind so BLAME THAT GUY!

      We are on number 6 right now (6. Begging For Settlements Bill). Although it is possible to jump ahead based on facts not in evidence at this time, he has four 'steps' to go to get there.

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      1. There are several versions of Bill's Schmycle out there and we disagree on the number and structure of the phases. My list is in a comment on TMZ here. You can read the surrounding comments for some additional opinions.

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      2. I should add that placing Silent Bill in the Schmycle is a problem because this occurs under several conditions, not just one. Those conditions are:

        – Deletion and spoliation of evidence
        – Preparing/creating new blogs and Twitter IDs (rebranding)
        – Preparing/creating podcasts
        – Writing new LOLsuits
        – Writing Exhibits for his most “excellent” friend 😀
        – Watching Packers games
        – Leave Me Alone Bill because it’s trying to teach the horde a “lesson”
        – Copyrighting the works of others in his own name
        – Forging evidence (emails, account ids, etc.)

        Very difficult to figure out where Silent Bill should appear in the schmycle.

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  11. The coming satire where Tracy is substituted with Gail complete with pictures and insinuation of domestic abuse will be EPIC.

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