Bonus Earworm

Here’s a classic from Frank Sinatra. I tried to list out the lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along, but I’m not sure I got them exactly right. Let me know what you think!

When Bill was seventeen
He didn’t know he was queer
He didn’t know he was queer for quarterbacks
Whose hands caressed his sack
He’d hide in the locker room
And touch himself
When he was seventeen

When Bill was twenty-one
He wasn’t sure he was queer
He wasn’t sure he was queer for Navy boys
Who shared his hot bunk
With all that sticky spunk
Dripped between his buns
When he was twenty-one

When Bill was thirty-five
He understood he was queer
He understood he was queer for truck driving men
Who owned their own rigs
He’d hide in restroom stalls
He’d bend over, they would drive
When Bill was thirty-five

But now the days grow short
Bill’s in the autumn of his years
And he thinks of his life as loads of sauce
From throbbing dicks
From the root to the tip
And it dried in his beard
He was a very good queer

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

19 thoughts on “Bonus Earworm”

      1. And William's fascination with "weenie juice," spoiled or otherwise, says more than I ever could.

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    1. A shame he's not dangerous, then he could be like this guy:

      http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/01/DSC09219e-640x427.jpg

      (That's Milo Yiannopoulos, Breitbart gadfly and as gay as a lemonade sandwich. Still fabulous though)

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  1. Dear Bill,

    https://cyberstalkerarchive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/gith_61.png

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  2. Just to follow-up an item from yesterday, TDFKAD puked this up on Twitter:

    http://i.imgur.com/Ow7qPFi.jpg

    When TDFKAD doxxed me (On his third try, let's not forget. I'm sure the Wilsons won't.), I put up a comment with a bunch of questions, hoping to misdirect him and make him question if he had faildoxxed me AGAIN - three times a charm, don't you know. There are no statements of things meant to be taken as fact, or as a denial in what I posted. It was all questions - I did NOT lie. Or maybe TDFKAD cane explain how someone can lie when asking a question. He, on the other hand, is lying, again/still/always. He can not provide a single instance of anything I have said that is a lie. I have provided proof that almost every claim he has made about me is a lie.

    The zombies and lickspittles know this - I'm putting this out here now, because I think law enforcement is going to be looking into the acts and claims of a St. Francis resident in the very near future.

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        1. You need to worry about the dogs if he's holed up in there like Peanut Butter Baby.
          http://power982.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Girl-Covers-Her-Little-Brother-in-Peanut-Butter-_Peanut-Butter-Baby1.jpeg

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    1. No worries. When in doubt, one can just assume that Blob is lying. It's what he does.

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      1. No worries. When in doubt, one can just assume that Blob is lying. It’s what he does is.

        Fixed it for you. It's part of his makeup. He can't help but to lie. I've watched it for years. He lies about anything. It's like telling the truth is poison to him.

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    2. "The zombies and lickspittles know this – I’m putting this out here now, because I think law enforcement is going to be looking into the acts and claims of a St. Francis resident in the very near future."

      Oh, please let there be footage of a slow-speed chase of a certain red scooter through the grounds of Canticle and Juniper Courts!

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