It’s good to have people everywhere.
It’s even better when a DUMBFUCK makes the same good impression on people wherever he makes his presence felt.
I’m told by a little birdie in St. Charles that our pal made a couple of phone calls to the overworked, underpaid and insufficiently appreciated folks at the courthouse prior to today’s hearing. He was, to put it in mild terms, 52 cards short of a full deck, possessed only of the jokers (sometimes known as fools). Phones were muted and placed in speaker mode, and much headshaking and silent, shaking laughter rolled throughout the bullpen. Fingers twirled vigorously at many temples.
The meltdown, so I am informed, was an all-time top 10 tour-de-force for the heavily Republican county of Kane.
And then…HE CALLED BACK AND DID IT AGAIN.
When I asked my little birdie if the judge had been made aware, neither confirmation nor denial was forthcoming.
Only a knowing tilt of the head and an enigmatic smile.