Just A Joke

I was in San Diego on business not long ago.  I stopped in to a bar near some beach for a cold one, took it out on to the outdoor deck to enjoy the view.  I was surprised to encounter three Muslim women in full burka. 

I thought I should make an effort to talk to them and try to understand their culture and welcome them to mine.

I tried talking to them for thirty minutes but they never made a single response, not even a sound.
That was when the bartender came out with a fresh refill and told me I was talking to 3 patio umbrellas.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Just A Joke”

  1. Well, at least you now know a bit about how the cyberstalking freakshow feels, except with HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower it's the world minus maybe three that won't talk to it.

    And I'd bet a lot that if those three had asked you to never contact them again, you'd have never contacted them again, without any court intervention at all!

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  2. I saw this woman and told her she had three beautiful children.

    She didn’t have to get all pissed off and threaten me, it was an honest mistake.

    I took this photo:

    http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2012/07/hajib-mom-and-three-children.jpg

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    1. I could make some awful comments about that photo, and how your comment could be accurate... but I won't. This time. 😉

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  3. Stolen from The War Duck and repurposed:

    "dear @polkapartyam president trump is going to deport you to canada and then start an unnecessary war of choice with canada just to kill you"

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