29 thoughts on “Wilkommen zurück, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. So I wonder why someone erased all those posts from his Juniper Court apartment blogs and called me pretending to be a reporter that would - Laughably - be investigating people who would "contact" a poor defenseless veteran of the great invasion of Beirut

      1. Like Bill, when he denied it I asked him to get someone there to confirm his fake identity or to immediately call me back from the MSJ offices

        then he hung up....

    1. So very, very accurate, gmhowell!


      1. Yes, but is he the quarry or is he Capt. Ahab--or is he somehow both at the same time?

        Embrace the power.

  2. "[A]nonymous coward," craven ghoul, and so many other descriptions fit repeatedly adjudicated cyberstalker and harasser through multiple restraining orders from multiple states.

    The pseudonym Bill Schmalfeldt chose to use almost immediately after the death of SGotCU is also descriptive: happy its wife died themerrywidower. I don't see how anyone reading along could dispute that admission.

  3. As I said over at Hogewash - if he is no longer wallowing in filfth, but is still here, then "here" (TMZ) is not filfth. QED

  4. "...hey buddy, over here! Yep, it's yer old buddy the Computer! Come on, we been apart too long and I know we can get back to the way we were...Just grab the mouse and use a different way to check those bad sites - no one will know, no one needs to worry about it...

    That's my man! What they sayin about you? You still the most popular guy there? Hell, you should post something to one of those sites, no one will know its you...

    ...What, I never lied to you! Totally hidden and anonymous...what do you care what they think, right?

    ...What did they say about you?...

    ...Good to have you back again buddy - just like old times!"

    1. Depends on where the TOR exit node is. Most of them are in central MD, the Fort Meade area...

      On Mon, Dec 7, 2015 at 12:26 PM, The Thinking Man's Zombie wrote:

      > Dave Alexander (formerly ukuleledave) commented: "So, when someone uses a > TOR, they seem to appear to be from another country? Because I really have > been trying to gear my posts on the craft blog to readers from Peruvia and > Belgeria."

    2. I'll point out that, while TOR is a valuable part of maintaining online anonymity, it is not sufficient, in and of itself.

      There is always the question of whether TOR has been compromised, of course, but there are deeper issues.

      Don't worry, I'm not going to educate the monkey.

  5. I've been a tad out-of-the-loop as of late...

    Has the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt finally decided to heed his own advice, and keep that fat, fugly, dented head of his down?

    If so... what a good, demented monkey is he. *pats fat fugly dented head*

    Now keep it down, dough boy.

      1. I'm pretty much thinking... why waste the time to do so? As long as he's gone... who really cares about the "how" and "why?"

        Although, if it was a real "Darwin Award" type of move that finally ended his miserable existence... knowing the "how" would certainly serve for much pointage and laughery FUN. And, the more I'm thinking all of this through outloud now, I'm sure Howard would be more than interested in learning that "The Cure" had finally made its long-awaited appearance.

        But, aren't obituaries normally placed in order for any friends, family members, colleagues, etc. (who actually care about an individual who has passed) to be notified?

        So there's that.

  6. I imagine he's white-knuckling it through the "two week and gone" deal that was once on the table, though eventually explicitly rescinded. But he can only benefit from getting into "real life" where he lives. Maybe he got some meds or his voltage adjusted. So far, so good.

      1. So, Lynn Thomas is NOT Krendler?

        Or is she Krendler, but now has a protective order?

        Pretty sweet, either way, that Dear Dumb Cousin has no idea...

        Hey, Cousin Bill, you owe me a doxxing or six, ya big cowardly mangina! Bring it, dipshit!

  7. Karoli
    ‏@Karoli @SrCal if I had convictions on the public record for child porn possession and drug dealing I'd deserve it. If we don't stand up, who will?


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