100 thoughts on “No Such Luck, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. He was obsessing about Lynn even before his wife passed away. This fixation with a woman who is not his wife, which continues after the death of said wife, is unseemly and creepy. I thought the late Mrs. S. had been his "soul mate," but I guess I thought wrong. That poor, poor woman.
    https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675037767747923968

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      1. That depends on your "Soulmate Status."

        Also, I think anyone in a committed relationship gets a "Freebie Five" to lust after without adverse consequence.

        My list is always changing...

        Kate Upton
        Anna Kendrick
        Scarjo
        Rihanna
        Emma Watson

        For some reason, my last out at #6 always ends up being Soon-Yi Previn. Weird.

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      2. Priyanka Chopra and Kerry Washington. At the same time. On five separate occasions

        http://i.imgur.com/qgnzwUP.gif

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      3. Freebie Five?

        My husband calls it the "celebrity clause" in the marriage contract.

        I keep telling him that ends up with a shovel over the top of his head.

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    1. Makes one think of the ghoulish, disrespectful, self-selected handle of "themerrywidower" seem even worse, doesn't it?

      I wonder how that made SGotCU feel, that her soon-to-be-merry-widower ignored her while obsessing over another woman? Probably worse than being neglected in favor of the freak's obsession with the horde.

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    2. How is it a flaw to be stalked?

      Heck, that sounds like the blame-shifting a stalker would do.

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  2. Bwahahahaha

    So, is happy its wife died themerrywidower insane enough to keep doing the same thing over and over and expect a different result?

    OR AND so stupid it can't figure out what's causing that headache? Hint:

    http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/Simon_Gardner/bangheadonwall.gif

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    1. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675058310358388740

      "I sit around filing and withdrawing lulzsuits. And drinking. That's what Gail would have wanted - the REAL me!"

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  3. Openly musing about a case before the courts has always worked so well for William before.

    http://i.imgur.com/u1wsZ5w.gif

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  4. If he put his nose to the grindstone and devoted all of his energies to the project, I wonder how long it would take William to get himself banned from Apple and Google.

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  5. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 33s34 seconds ago
    Gail is gone. She's not coming back. I am what she would want me to be, a jovial lad trying to make other people smile. It's what I do.

    What raping little boy scouts sex audio recordings? Really? "Fingernail reeking of Poo" was written when she was very ill - was that a gift of love to her?

    FOCUS answer the question #derp

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    1. That is not the timeline of a jovial lad, making other people smile. That is the timeline of a DUMBFUCK full of impotent rage, making other people laugh until it hurts.

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  6. Please redact me if this is considered "Educating the Midget", but...

    The first Amtrak Hiawatha (Milwaukee to Chicago) arrives in Chicago at 7:47am, and then you need to transit to Ogilvie Transportation Center (which is not Union Station, and is located half a mile away - so enjoy your walk in winter in Chicago) to get the Metra line to Geneva (outbound is a 70 minute ride, which departs at 7:40 am - so you already missed that and have to wait for the 8:40am departure to arrive at 9:50am), which is the closest point to Kane County Judicial Center (grab a cab for this 10 minute 3.5 mile ride) all in time for a 9am court case.

    Greyhound? Milwaukee to O'Hare, then into Chicago on the Blue Line to go outbound to Geneva on the Metra. Or a cab to...never mind.

    Welcome to Kane County.

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  7. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675059718302380034

    Why does this sound so familiar?

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    1. Wait, that's not [REDACTED!] state code...

      https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675061054322450432

      Who is he faildoxing now?

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  8. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 19m19 minutes ago
    If Krendler lives where I BELIEVE it lives, the matter has already been addressed. #sociopathic #cyberstalker

    This is the funniest tweet ever

    Someone must really be upset at Microsoft

    I heard they maybe turning off his software sometime soon as well

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    1. Maybe that's why he had to go out and burn some more of his urned income on a new Mac—Microsoft closed Windows on him?

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      1. apparently Mr overshare said Outlook but now with his hilariously imperious threats, I'm sure his MS acct is going to go dark soon

        Wonder what they found.......

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  9. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675018750186364932

    All these people he calls stalkers and he's butthurt because they won't contact him directly.

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    1. Could it be that we don't really care about him at all; but it is incredibly amusing to discuss the monkey dancing amongst ourselves? Or, could it be that we can talk about him all we want, and there's not a damned thing the impotent nut-walker can do about it?

      Wait, AND!!!!

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      1. That was my first thought.

        Though of course Bill Schmalfeldt defines contact as not only sending someone emails or @ing them in tweets, but commenting about them anywhere on the web. Since he'd only know about someone using his name on the web if he was stalking them.....

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      2. And not a single one of the hundred or so very active members of the horde have restraining orders against them; nor the few hundred occasionally active members of the horde, nor the thousand or so mostly lurkers combined. What is it now? SEVEN current, active restraining orders against Bill Schmalfeldt of St. Francis, WI, formerly of Elkridge, MD? Or is that the total including prior orders that have expired?

        Repeatedly court ordered to stop cyberstalking and harassing others is no way to go through life. Multiple judges in multiple states looked at the facts, including whatever evidence was presented by the defendant, Bill Schmalfeldt, and whatever was in the record, and determined an injunction was warranted. Though it's unlikely, one restraining order possibly could be a fluke; a distracted or biased jurist, or some confluence of events resulting in a miscarriage of justice. But SEVEN? That's clearly a pattern; habitual behavior, one might say.

        Pity no one can figure out what's causing all of those restraining orders; those cyberstalking and harassing adjudications. Different petitioners, different states, different judges all coming to the same conclusion. The only thing that's the same in all cases is the cyberstalking, harassing Bill Schmalfeldt is the defendant. Wonder if that could have anything to do with it...

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    2. I find his "you wingers always run away" bit particularly amusing in the wake of his refusal to answer questions unless you doxxed yourself to ask them.

      Yer a coward, Bill. Even you know it, even if you won't admit it.

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    3. We go to the blogs so that people who are googling "Bill Schmalfeldt alleged rapist" will be able to follow the links to sites that don't memory hole pages.

      Sites that present a smorgasbord of protected opinion about "Bill Schmalfeldt cyber stalker", "Bill Schmalfeldt alleged producer of child pornography", and "Bill Schmalfeldt stolen valor".

      Man, I could do this all week! 😉

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  10. Except that the entire plot of the operetta is about how she and her first true love keep trying to get together, now that hubby kicked the bucket. Hmmmm.....

    https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675057536362500096

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      1. The Bobber? He did say, ad nauseum, that the loss of a monoplacental twin was the most devastating loss a person could suffer, even worse than the death of a child or spouse.

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  11. Sued Krendler FIVE times and admits he isn't sure where he lives? Priceless.
    https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675061271755145216

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  12. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 2m2 minutes ago
    How many times must I tell Eric Johnson that cops here and Maryland have listened to the bits and said EJ is nutz?

    What did the Microsoft letter say? "Illegal acts?" "Malware" oh yeah and "Child Porn?"

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    1. One of these days you're gonna have to post a detailed play by play.

      Not that Cabin Boy doesn't deserve to have his ability to harass people limited, but I get a little twitchy about MS being able to remotely disable software out of the blue. Power corrupts, etc.

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  13. Man who claims he was an editor does not know the difference between declarations of fact and questions. Hint: questions usually end with question marks.
    https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675085001038405634

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    1. Oh, dear God, no one is that stupid. No one.

      No one on this blog is breaking any law at all. He could possibly grasp this if he would just step away from the freaking computer and go play go fish with some real people. Fresh air, sunshine, and company would do him a world of good.

      Maybe the stalking/no contact order that's going to be heard on the 22nd would be the last one he collects if he would just get off the internet long enough to acquire some perspective. But noooooo, not Mr. Bill. He has to collect one from every state, or his life will be incomplete.

      Here's a hint: You can't trade two Illinois orders for one New Mexico order. They're not trading cards. They're not a badge of honor. They're a disgrace and a shame and a humiliation. Every single one has been earned by DUMBFUCK's own efforts. Despite crying to the skies that it's all LIES! SLANDER! FALSE NARRATIVES! he must sometimes wake in the night burning with the realization that it did it all, every last bit of it, to himself.

      Do you know what makes me really cringe? I am afraid that realization - that utter shame - gives him a thrill.

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    2. As I've said before, I'm sure they were just itching for an excuse to get rid of him. The whole "have to give a guy a bad review so he can retire on medical" is just Bill's attempt to save face.

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      1. It's his oversharing of truthful details, then an attempt to walk them back when it turns out that other people know that his spin on the whole is intentionally deceitful. (Lack of detail and failure to plan are a hallmark of his condition.)

        Some of us have spent time in the fedgov too, of course, and we know what it takes to get a "bad review" - which is why I'm positive he'd really not want to seriously get to discovery since he's put his employment as an issue. For about 12 reasons I can think of before coffee.

        He thought he was winning it big with the disability card. Oops.

        There's also the little matter of what the options are for someone who is doing well - which some of us here have experience with.

        He _really_ doesn't want his employment records to hit the court system. (I have my suspicions his application/resume would be...... Entertaining, shall we say, to Roy and BusPassOffice among others.)

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    3. Heh, I made the funny papers. I'd ask if there's a merit badge for that, but I don't want to attract the wrong kind of attention.

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  14. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 38s39 seconds ago
    Oh, yeah. They ALL hated me. Cuz YOU SAID SO. You really are the ignorant little bit of fluff, aren't you Nanc?

    Yeah that's why they follow your blogs and books and stuff - all those friends...............

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    1. Funny, I don't see where my comment talks about hating. But if Bill thinks they all hated him, he knows more about his work situation at NIH than we do.....

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  15. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 36s37 seconds ago
    Do me a favor. Everybody. Check yer notes and cabinets filled with material you saved on me so you don't repeat Nancy Gilly's dumbass gaffe.

    Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 2m2 minutes ago
    Waidaminnit... It wasn't a bad review. It was an honest review that said I could no longer perform parts of the job. Like media tours, etc.

    Media tours were done by public affairs, also you wrote in Chapter 7 that you and your boss decided to down grade your performance for a comfy disability

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    1. He did state that his supervisor told him they had to give him a bad review so he could retire. Now if he had meant they had to give a review stating that he could no longer do parts of his job, that isn't a "bad" review, something a GS-13 editor ought to know. It would only be a "bad review" if they weren't happy with the parts of the job he could still do in spite of his medical issues.

      But maybe they didn't think an NIH employee should be spending so much of his work time threatening to rape underage boys and other antisocial activities on non-work-related websites.

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  16. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 15s15 seconds ago
    .@mayberryville Read this and read it carefully. 1. You have until the end of the day today to tell me what e-mail I sent EVER had kid porn

    Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio · 2m2 minutes ago
    So, it WAS you, eh, Johnson? You lied to MS just like you lied to management here? Oh, I like you! Such stupidity.

    Microsoft wrote "Serious violations of the Microsoft Services Agreement, SUCH AS using your account for illegal activity, to spread malware, or to view/distribute CHILD PORNOGRAPHY result in your account being permanently closed."

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  17. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio 3m3 minutes ago
    @mayberryville ...and admit that you lied about the whole thing. Do it now or so help me God you will be shamed in front of your family.
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    Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio 4m4 minutes ago
    @mayberryville 2. What email did I use to send malware? 3. What e-mail did I use for any "illegal purpose?" Then, you will write to MS...
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    Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@DeepBrainRadio 5m5 minutes ago
    .@mayberryville Read this and read it carefully. 1. You have until the end of the day today to tell me what e-mail I sent EVER had kid porn

    Yeah, Eric. Do it NOW!

    You don't want to be shamed in front of your family AGAIN, do you?

    Oh, wait. What's that? William has yet to do anything to you, other than call your call your house pretending to be a reporter and a Mexican?

    Carry on.

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      1. "So help me god, you will shamed, SHAMED, in front of your family .... just as soon as I can get a new printer!"

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      2. New Printer? When he's at Hoge's, he can follow the Amazon links and get one next day!

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  18. I thought he said he was going away and would shut up henceforth. Am I mistaken, or did he lie AGAIN?

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    1. Problems with impulse control And bourbon, the brownest of the brown liquors.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n39897a9hNk

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  19. Oh, and will someone be so kind as to outline the theory whereby something has already been adjudicated in ANY state against Krendler?

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    1. Don't you realize that PK has been adjudicated guilty of hurting BS's feelz in BS's pretendy-land-state-of-mind? (Which is of course far more serious than any thing that could be decided in the courts in any of the 57 states!) And the penalty for that is, at best, life imprisonment, along with having to turn over all his IRL assets, his house, and his wife to BS.

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  20. "There's a nice statement against penal interest."

    WTF is that supposed to mean? "Penal interest" is something that Bill has, and we're making statements against it?

    WTF...

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      1. Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

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  21. (Not to jostle the elbow or anything, PK, but I was actually serious about my question here:
    http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2015/12/09/good-morning-hypocritical-lying-dumbfuck/#comment-29909

    I'm wondering how many PO's he broke with one action...)

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  22. All I know is that I now have a whole new microsoft folder dedicated to Schmeltsmal,B websites/twits and accompanying accoutrement sites.
    Nothing like a good comic-book/mystery/detective/reality/car-crash/Dostoevsky read early in the morning or late evening.

    Love you Bill!

    We'll all vote for you at the NAB Marconi Radio Awards. Always.
    Telling our friends and family as well!
    Best,

    PK pseudonym army
    ( I am Paul Krendler damit!)

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  23. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675518807004311553

    LULZSuit VI is back, motherfuckers! I sure hope the new printer showed up.

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    1. He seems to be wavering between poor poor pitiful me Bill and I'll own your wives Bill. Is there a name for that yet?

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  24. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainRadio/status/675773629670518786

    William seems to be having endless trouble with modern technology of late. First Microsoft, now Automatic.

    You know who had similar problems? Ted Kaczynski,

    Before the Diminished Capacity Kid goes off half-cocked, I should state for the record that Bill Scahmalfeldt is nothing like the Unibomber, who at least wasn’t deleting his manifesto every couple of weeks. Oh, and Ted got his targets with some regularity, whereas William misses and winds up with another restraining order for his trouble.

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