Those naughty wrong turns. I would like to take a moment to apologize to anyone named Sarah Goodman who I thought might be our Dread Zombie Princess, Ashterah, or Sarah Rose.
I missed one turn and wound up at an incorrect address, and for that I am sorry.
The thing that I missed is that the SCA member who, on Facebook, calls herself Sarah Rose, who in the SCA refers to herself as Syele von Dampach, also took part in SCA when she lived in California, in the Kingdom of Caid. Inyokern is smack dab in the middle of the Kingdom of Caid, where young Sarah ******* was born on a warm day in September, 19xx.
And there she lived and grew (and HOW!) according to her old blog, http://sheeple-rage.blogspot.com/
Let me quote.
“Thursday, September 07, 2006
Happy birthday to me!
Tomorrow is my birthday. And my body has decided to give me a present – 41 pounds lost since surgery! Whoo-hoo! I am so not going to complain about this. This means that I’m down to 274. I haven’t been this size since Thing Two was about a year old. I just need to keep it up. And when the hell are the clothes sizes going to start going down? Aaagh! I’ll take the poundage lost, though.”
Well. Sarah lived in California until early this year, according to InstantCheckmate.com. Then she was off to Reidsville, NC where, to this day, SARAH R. ******, using the same avatar as she uses as Ashterah, her middle name being “Rose,” which gives her a much classier name when she Facebooks as Syele von Dampach, And her birthdate even matches!
Sarah P. ******
xxx **** St
**********, NC xxxxx
DOB: September 8, 19xx (xx years old)
So, again my apologies to anyone named Sarah Goodman. I was wrong, and for that I am contrite as can be.
Nobody should be wrongfully compared to Sarah Rose ******.
Now, if you will recall, Sarah and I had a lovely conversation back in June when she thought I was George Howell. She revealed the real name of “Paul Krendler.”
So, Dread Pirate Zombie Princess Morgana, Ashterah, Sheeple Rage, or whoever the hell else you are…
Don’t you think it’s time to drop the curtain on this little matinee?