The harassment and defamation continue unabated on three sites hosted by your service, Billy Sez, Thinking Man’s Zombie and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEwash. Hoge is the originator of most of the libel, going so far as to suggest I committed perjury
just because I lie under oath whenever the truth makes me look bad.
In case you’ve forgotten me from my
constant fucking whining previous complaints, allow me to re-introduce myself. I am a 61 year old (It’s going to be my birthday soon!) merry recent widower who keeps his wife in a clock. It’s right next to my bar the memorial coffee maker. I am completely disabled (110%,) although that isn’t going to stop me from travelling four hours to another state to be adjudicated as a deranged cyberstalker again on personal business at the end of the month. Trains make me happy. But don’t underestimate how handicapped I am. I’m basically a head in a jar from my stage XXXVII Parkinson’s Disease.
Do you like war heroes? I am a Vietnam-era veteran. Remember when America conquered the beaches of Beirut? That was mostly me! Once they saw how I
manfully pulled bodies from the rubble bandaged a woman’s knee, the crazy Arabs all ran away, which is why Lebanon was an oasis of calm through the seventies and eighties. I also worked for the federal government! I know Aldrich Ames did, too, but I’m different. I published an entire book about my communist sympathies! But Ames made some money!
Anyhoo, I have been defamed by right wing nut jobs (RWNJs) for years now. They even make fun of my dead wife, suggesting that she’s a zombie, which she isn’t. I cremated her to prevent that! No brains for MY soul mate. Wait, that doesn’t sound good.
faildoxx cajole threaten their families and jobs ask them to stop, the harassment and libel only gets worse. Even committing copyright fraud exposing them in my books doesn’t stop the defamation! Maybe the RWNJs really are zombies! Did you know they scare nuns? You know who else scares nuns? Zombies.
Even though I present myself as a fighter or truth, justice and the American way, I don’t want you to forget that I’m a defenseless victim, sort of like the kids Sally Struthers did those commercials about a realy long time ago. I was in the Navy then, but I was rarely aboard ship, so I saw a lot of TV.
Some people would suggest that there’s no difference between the RWNJs and I. Others would say that I’m even worse. But that isn’t true. You see, the RWNJs make dead baby jokes and I make dead baby journalism!
You’re my only hope, WordPress. I’d sue them again, but my printer’s broken and I’m 0-for-5, anyhow.
William M. SSchmalfeldt (Oopsie poopsie. I should write these things when I’m sober!)
St, Francis, Wisconsin