20 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. He came in second? Does he have a participation trophy? Probably next to his "Appreciation Award" from NIH.

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  2. A loss is a loss you DUMBFUCK.

    Do you have a cheap acrylic award on your wall celebrating your 1995 second place performance as well?

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      1. Remind me: When accused of STOLEN VALOR, does lying about it make it go away, or is it ignoring it that makes it go away?

        Yes, normal people would provide documentation, but we're talking about happy its wife died themerrywidower.

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  3. Oh FFS. Now he's trying to compare himself to the New England Patriots.

    No way ANYONE would compare you to the New England Patriots. They've won a lot. You, have won very little in anything... except being the most mockable person on the planet. You wear your 1st Place badge in that category well.

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    1. Well, to be fair the Patriots did suck in the 90s, JUST LIKE BILL!

      Of course, they got better, just like not-Bill!

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    2. There's a metaphor about deflated balls in there somewhere, but I'm not wading deep enough to find it.

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  4. Apparently DUMBFUCK was tired of constantly running for and winning the race for "Elkridge Village Idiot" and now wants to be the voted the "St. Francis Village Idiot" instead.

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  5. Ah, yes, his attempt for elected office in Clinton, Iowa.

    Just FYI, Cuz, I bankrolled the other candidates. And started the "whisper campaign", too.

    The was no fucking way you were going to win.

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  6. We're mocking the failed political candidate [as in: he lost every time he ran] describing someone else as a "failed political candidate" as an inappropriate pejorative in yet another miserable attempt at a legal pleading.

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  7. Guess he must have won the Second Row seat on the city council.

    "Professionalism in City Hall", owww the Lulz may kill me yet!

    Wasn't he trying to mock someone on our side for losing a race somewhere? Retread those tweets in his face.

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