Progression

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3.  HONEST OFFICER!  I WEREN’T TRESPASSIN’! HE FORCED ME TO LOOK IN HIS WINDOWS SO’S I COULD FIND OUT IF HE WUZ GITTIN’ ALL UP IN MUH BIZNESS!! HOW’M I S’POSED TA KNOW IF HE’S INTERFERIN’ WITH MUH LAWFARIN’ OTHERWISE?  HUH? ANSWER ME THAT!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Progression”

  1. Self-awareness dawns on Bill Schmalfeldt:

    "When you die, you will be alone, unloved ... no one to mark or mourn your passing, or to remember your life."

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    1. But there is a small correction for Bill - when he dies, we will certainly mark his passing. Most likely with a small celebration ....

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      1. And the grass will grow green for a long time. Many will wonder at how green the grass is above his grave. They will duly note his name, go home, and Google Bill Schmalfeldt.

        They will then be of the mistaken belief that the grass is so green because he was so full of shit, when it will merely be proof of our passing, after his passing.

        Immortality, after a fashion.

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      2. It's customary to pour out a 40 for a fallen comrade. But the "green" thing to do would be to leave it for him slightly used.

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    2. Yup, exactly so, agiledog.

      And we'll know happy its wife died themerrywidower is dead because it will finally stop stalking and harassing TFS.

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