FICTIONAL ZOMBIE. Yawn.
This is a joke, right? Some third party steals my posts and publishes a book of genius insults in bid for a few pennies from its pals? And this is supposed to bother me? You folks generally buy me a couple tanks of gas in a bad month. Pretty good hobby.
And, truly, the LULZ far outweigh the money.
Intentional Infliction Of Emotional Distress?
Did I not just say the LULZ outweigh the money? The only possible distress would be caused by strained abdominal muscles, or if I laughed so hard I fell off a barstool. And that’s just poor planning on my part.