So DUMBFUCK Wants To Be Sued?

For what?



False light? 


Copyright Infringement?

This is a joke, right?  Some third party steals my posts and publishes a book of genius insults in bid for a few pennies from its pals? And this is supposed to bother me? You folks generally buy me a couple tanks of gas in a bad month.  Pretty good hobby.

And, truly, the LULZ far outweigh the money.

Intentional Infliction Of Emotional Distress?

Did I not just say the LULZ outweigh the money?  The only possible distress would be caused by strained abdominal muscles, or if I laughed so hard I fell off a barstool.  And that’s just poor planning on my part.

Try harder, DUMBFUCK.  



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

18 thoughts on “So DUMBFUCK Wants To Be Sued?”

  1. Let me get this straight. Bill steals a bunch of posts from here, publishes it anonymously, applies for a copyright, goes on twitter claiming someone tipped him off about the book, denies he wrote it, now admits he wrote it in a stupid attempt to get someone to sue him and reveal their identity, and now thinks he's some sort of genius?

    Wow. Just wow.

  2. This monkey has made better life decisions that Bill could ever hope to make.

  3. These lulz were brought to you by Johnny Walker... or something even cheaper.

    "When you've so thoroughly made yourself an object of scorn and ridicule, any old rotgut will do!"

    "When you've so thoroughly ruined your own life, any old rotgut will do!"

    "When you've so thoroughly ignored your wife's obvious health crisis so you didn't interrupt your own raving on the internet, then she died, any old rotgut will do!"

  4. Then there's the other "For what?"

    A microphone that smells like ass and cheap scotch? A monthly skim off his welfare check? A bunch of Johnny Red empties? His poop collection?

    Can't get nothing outta nothing.

  5. He deleted his brand new, "branded" Twitter account, too. That's all right, it's all saved, rite here:

    1. The wheels on the cycle go round and round, round and round, round and round, wheels on the cycle go round and round all day long.

      1. Will the Schmycle be unbroken? Mostly, but I'm still missing "YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!" Bill. How the hell did Mr. Stage-Eleventy-And-Fading suddenly get so fucking robust?

        Oh yeah. Mommy stopped bringing the vittles and taking the LOLsuits. Stupid Mommy.

  6. I've always said that he will always faithfully reprint the very best mockery you make of him, on his own dime using his own time. Doesn't get stupider than that.

    I see the Schmycle has come full circle and we are now in the delete phase following meltdown.
    I look forward to the next incarnation.


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