Since the inception of this site, our goal has been both clear and simple. We mock and deride one particular DUMBFUCK without mercy or relief. Our hope had been clearly expressed – we sought to drive this particular cum-dripping asshole from the web. We made the terms clear. All the walking penis with the dead whore in an urn needed to do to make us stop was to do for itself what it so fervently wished for us to do. Leaving it alone was the easiest get in the world.
But we now know that this will never happen. We are not equal to our goal. In this task, we have come up short.
Like dozens of DUMBFUCK blogs, like hundreds of DUMBFUCK Twitter handles, like a thousand DUMBFUCK internet radio stations, like a LIFETIME of Schmalfeldtian DUMBFUCKERY, we have ACCOMPLISHED…nothing.
Unless we count…
- Exposing the moral and ethical failings of a trailer dwelling douchebag;
- Exposing the truth of the “sterling reputation” of an adjudicated deranged cyberstalker and harasser;
- Chronicling the legal acumen and epic…what else could we call them but “run away victories” in every civil or criminal case this Dreadful Pro Se has ever initiated;
- Bringing to the world the knowledge that there exists a beast among us of such lack of self-control and self realization;
- Sharing with the Internet the over sharing of an over sharing over sharer, including, but not limited to the fact that this animal takes photographs and video of its own feces and posts it on the Internet, with detailed narratives of how it enjoys picking the product out of the toilet, rolling it into balls and sniffing it for pleasure;
- The Stolen Valor that it has still not requested a clarifying DD214 to refute because HE CAN’T;
- Determining that this same mutant may have some sort of personal limit, in that we have not yet encountered photographs or video of its oral interactions with the stuff, nor published written descriptions of the taste. But just because we have not found it, does not mean it’s not out there waiting to be found…
- And of course, thousands upon thousands of hours of LULZ!
Despite all of this, however, it has become clear that DUMBFUCK will never cease his abusive, stalking harassment until he is somehow physically restricted from interacting with technology.
We do not possess the faculty on this site to make that happen.
Therefore we have decided that a change in focus is necessary.
We will no longer use our talents of parody, satire, mockery, pointage and laughery as tools to persuade DUMBFUCK to leave the Internet in peace. From now on, we will employ these tools for nothing but personal satisfaction and entertainment. If we think it’s funny, it gets published. It does not matter what anyone else thinks…most of all, DUMBFUCK.
We will no longer leave the Internet when DUMBFUCK does. We will mock and abuse him for LULZ and LULZ alone. Whether he stays online or not, we will mock and abuse him and his family.
We will not stop. Ever.
Not for $2000.
Not even for $10,000.
We call his late wife a whore because she no longer cares and can do nothing about it. We have such plans for when the same fate as befalls all men catches up with a DUMBFUCK.
Murum aries attigit.