17 thoughts on “Happy Thanksgiving, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. It probably brought back unwanted memories of late night bedroom visits from dad and the twins.

    Marilynn kept her sausage wallet shut to avoid Irish Sunglasses.

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    1. This may be a culturally insensitive question, but really, who gives a fuck?

      Is there a German equivalent to "Irish sunglasses" that we should be using?

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  2. I love that song - the guitar is almost all in D. You just have to know how to run it, and no, I can't. I wish I could.

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  3. Maybe Becky just showed up to belt back the remaining half of the bottle of JWR and left DUMBFUCK to scream at himself about Zombies and Lickspittles as quickly as she could..

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    1. I'd bet that IF she showed up at all, it was to drop off a meals-on-wheels type dinner, or a frozen one, to shut up the freak's incessant whining. Let the malicious mutant crap on its own furniture, and let her enjoy her holiday with people she cares about, or let her enjoy her holiday with people.

      http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/f2/3e/f5f23e6ca88240a92748bf2f371015c5.jpg

      or

      http://www.store2door.us/ProductImages/productimages/frozendinners/swansonturkeypie.jpg

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  4. All Shaky got at his sister's house besides berated for turfing the carpet with his Urn Whore Scooter was that Wapo Jello Mold with Mayo

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    1. You must have missed it - the freakshow claimed that she was going to cook at its apartment, you know, packing up her not only her family, if any (she could be as repulsive as the St. Francis fungus), but also her kitchen to bring it there to cook. And dining room furniture.

      That's an awful lot of work just to keep it from crapping on her furniture.

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      1. Yes Jane I did miss that.
        I think it was because I spent some time with family for Turkey Day dinner unlike Shaky who has an F5 key, empty Bottles of whiskey, a Scooter, a Time Keeping Device Container from the Truck Stop gift counter with a tupperware coaster and his collection of Restraining orders he is acquiring form the 57 states.

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      2. @bexmajella is as repulsive as the St. Francis fungus. Which is why she's reached the lifetime high of being a never-married dog walker. Better than anyone expected for her, actually. The crazy (and alcoholism) runs strong in that family. Only a couple of the siblings aren't crazy drunks and actually made something of their lives, as Roy can testify.

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