In baseball, a good hitter can fall into a slump. A slump takes place when a hitter who is used to a certain level of success has an extended period of sub-par performance. Think of a major league power hitter who consistently hits 40 homers a year going a month without one. That’s a slump. You’ll often hear teammates tell him, “You’re due!” because on average, statistical success does ebb and flow.
On the other hand, a 35-year-old player in class A ball who could never hit a curveball and struggles consistently to top the Mendoza line is not slumping. He just sucks. He’s flatlined, and no one expects him to go on a tear and jack up his batting average by 60 points in a week.
He’s not due. He’s done.
So it is with a DUMBFUCK.
Over at Hogewash! DUMBFUCK has once again been thoroughly exposed as not just a liar, and not just a forger, but a criminally inept liar and forger at that.
DUMBFUCK forgets that it is always being passively monitored, like a psych patient in a lockdown ward, and that EVERYTHING it does online is captured and backed up.
On November 16, 2015, DUMBFUCK published at The Merry Widower blog a version of a post entitled “EPISODE 004: Lynn Thomas IS Paul Krendler” I won’t link it here for two reasons: 1) I’m linking to the Wayback Machine, and 2) DUMBFUCK will delete the post later today anyway, so why bother?
In that post, which was archived at 01:09:37 GMT on November 17 (that’s 8:09 PM ET on the 16th for us Merkans), DUMBFUCK included the ORIGINAL version of the false email headers it had created:
That’s a full screen cap, unretouched and unedited. Click to enlarge, or if you’d like to check it out in its natural habitat, you can find it at https://web.archive.org/web/20151117013813/http://i1.wp.com/www.themerrywidower.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/HWS.png
After DUMBFUCK was called out on its lies and forgery, it responded by saying evil lying liar John Hoge had manufactured the timestamp problem that is visible in the file above.
Projecting its FAIL onto others…where have we seen that before?
And of course, now that it was aware of…some…of its multiple errors, it ran right out to the web to double down, delete tweets, and make corrections to the errors it had been told of. But DUMBFUCK IS DUMB, and DUMBFUCK hasn’t made any other errors that need to be corrected…as far as it knows.
But its corrected set of falsified email headers went up at The Merry Widower. Again, I could link to it, but why bother? I have the updated post in the Wayback Machine, and DUMBFUCK will dump the whole scam down the memory hole later today anyway.
This updated version of the post was archived at 07:14:02 GMT today, which is 02:14 AM ET. If you have an older dog, you don’t need to ask why I was up at that hour, do you?
The version of the false email headers that was included in the post at that time looks like this:
And since this, according to DUMBFUCK, is the very same original email header, you can check out the archived version for yourself at https://web.archive.org/web/20151118134602/http://i0.wp.com/www.themerrywidower.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/HWS-.png
They’re EXACTLY THE SAME!
why is that second one so much more…fuzzy? And narrow?
Maybe if I put them side by side in separate tabs on my iPad…
So this shows the tab on the right, the .png file named HWS. If you click the image, you’ll get a nice, big, clear image. And up there on the tab it even tells you the image is 1,449 x 655 pixels. So what about the other image on the left tab, the one without the error that DUMBFUCK alleges Hoge created?
It’s the same size image on the iPad screen, but so fuzzy! You can barely make out some of the text, without clicking it to look at the whole image in a separate window. and even if you do, it’s still barely legible.
And it’s interesting to note that this tab says the file name is HWS–.png rather than simply HWS.png. And it’s smaller, too. 749 X 324 pixels. That’s just about 25% of the larger HWS.png file.
As an aside, have you ever tried to enlarge an image file with Microsoft Paint? Here’s what happens. Let’s use a jpg of a bottle of Sprecher Cream Soda as a completely random example.
Here’s an image of a bottle sized at 369 x 369 pixels:
Here’s that very same bottle blown up 400%:
Now the shine is a little duller, the lines are not as crisp, the lettering has lost a lot of clarity, and if you look closely around the curve below the bottleneck, you can see where the resolution of the bottle’s edge had degraded.
My point is…when you take an original image and you blow it up, you LOSE resolution. You don’t GAIN it.
But I digress. I was talking about email headers, wasn’t I?
So. Apparently the original, barely legible email headers were posted at The Merry Widower blog and archived a little after 2:00 this morning. And Hoge’s allegedly altered, FOUR TIMES LARGER AND FOUR TIMES CLEARER version was posted at The Merry Widower blog and archived almost 30 hours EARLIER. Why, if DUMBFUCK is telling the truth about having the correct timestamps in the original screen cap HWS–.png (the smaller, fuzzier one), does file HWS.png even exist? And more to the point, how does the Wayback Machine link to that image at an address belonging to TheMerryWidower.com? On an EARLIER version of the post?
If I may venture to predict a possible response from DUMBFUCK regarding these important questions…I suspect it will be an awful lot like this:
“Who cares? You haven’t proven anything! Heengh! Heengh! Lickspittles! Footlongs! Cub Scout Poop! YIBBLE BIBBLE BIBBLE!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!” And then, the memory hole.
And that’s fine. Because the internet is forever.
And there’s more!
Right now, DUMBFUCK is telling us…100% for a certainty, that the email headers in the HWS–.png file are the true and correct email headers, just like his DD214 was true and correct.
While there are obvious differences that have already been pointed out in these two images, there is also one very important similarity to consider.
Let’s look at one particular line in both header files. First, DUMBFUCK’S fuzzy original, and right below it, Hoge’s alleged forgery:
The very obvious transposition difference in the timestamp on the ‘Received:’ line has been discussed elsewhere. No need to keep beating that baby seal here.
No, I’m looking at the second line, the ‘X-Received:’ line. They are identical, character for character. For the sake of argument, let’s agree that someone altered the headers, but we don’t know who did it.
How will this line help solve this conundrum?
Well….those last 13 digits on the ‘X-Received:’ line? That’s a Unix formatted timestamp. It’s actually the number of milliseconds that have elapsed since January 1, 1970 GMT.
AND IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME IN BOTH VERSIONS.
So if we plug that value into a Unix Time Code Converter like this one, we’ll get a date/time that is 5 hours ahead of when the email was sent, rendered in the Eastern Time Zone.
So…take 1447616521…(lop off the last three digits because the converter is only accurate down to seconds, which is more than enough for us…drop it in the bin, close the drawer, turn the crank…pocketa, pocketa, pocketa…DING!
Sun, 15 Nov 2015 19:42:01 +0000! And in the Eastern Time Zone that would be 14:42:01! In the Central Time Zone that would be 13:42:01!
NOBODY HAS A SINGLE CORRECT TIMESTAMP?
EVERYBODY’S LYING? Well that just can’t be. Somebody must simply be wrong. And there’s only two ways that can resolve, because there are two actors and one timeline.
A) DUMBFUCK lied about the timestamps when it posted the fuzzy copy, and Hoge followed by taking the lies and making them wrong; or
B) DUMBFUCK took the correct timestamps from an email sent by someone during halftime of the Packers game (surely just a coincidence!), and intentionally changed them.
But all of this can be resolved once DUMBFUCK takes to Twitter and answers one simple question:
Why do your ORIGINAL, UNTOUCHED email headers reflect multiple time stamps over a day apart?
And once more, if I may venture to predict a probable response from DUMBFUCK regarding this question…I suspect it will be an awful lot like this:
“Who cares? You haven’t proven anything! Heengh! Heengh! Lickspittles! Footlongs! Mayo! Anal Rape Fetish! YIBBLE BIBBLE BIBBLE!! KRENDLERRRRRRR!!!” And then, the memory hole.
And that’s fine. Because the internet is forever.