The organ grinder is loose and ready.
LET THE MONKEYDANCE BEGIN.
But before we do, let’s look at the legal bits, shall we?
I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
Hmm…too bad WordPress sided with me, huh? That probably gave Mr. Bill a big old sad face, huh? I’ll bet he even cried salty tears into his lowball glass.
I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.
That bit there looks like it could be a source of some real FUN!
I acknowledge that a copy of this infringement notice, including any contact information I provided above (address, telephone number, and email address), will be forwarded to the user who uploaded the content at issue.
And this here sounds like ol’ William is understanding and ACKNOWLEDGING that he just doxed himself….
Digital signature: William Schmalfeldt
Signed on: 2015-10-30 17:04:38
And how could it be complete without a digital signature to make the DUMBFUCKERY all legal and everything?
So let the badass monkeydance commence. I’m sure impulse control and self-discipline will lead to a different result this time.
Einstein was right.
UPDATE – Please note that while DUMBFUCK is VERY, VERY ANGRY (RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!) while monkeydancing with Doom Clock Butthurt and doxing everyone in sight on its high road/abandon the argument/provide a service path, it cannot be bothered to deny that
- It filed the DMCA notice in question;
- It wrote the book (and stole material for which it has now falsely registered a copyright); and
- It is as we have always known it was – a cowardly lying motherfucker (pardon my French).