Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

11-12-2015 9-00-19 AM

Autism, huh?  Interesting.

The list of five items (one from a movie) is pretty impressive, too.

After three minutes of spitballing from memory, here’s what I came up with:

  1. LICKSPITTLES!!
  2. HOGE NOT LAW!
  3. LAW AM LAW!
  4. DEATH THREAT!
  5. HEEENGH! HEEENGH!
  6. YIBBLE BIBBLE BIBBLE!
  7. KRENDLERRRRRRRR!
  8. FOCUS!
  9. DELICATE MONKEY VULVA!
  10. DEFAMATION! LIBEL!
  11. FAMILIES ARE OFF LIMITS!
  12. EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!
  13. DISABLED!
  14. PARKINSONS!
  15. WIDOWER!
  16. ELDER ABUSE!
  17. F5 IS NOT STALKING!
  18. POOP FLAKED BEARD!
  19. VEXATIOUS!
  20. VINDICTIVE!
  21. SENILE!
  22. INTENTIONAL INFLICTION!
  23. FALSE LIGHT!
  24. INVASION OF PRIVACY!
  25. STERLING REPUTATION!
  26. DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE!
  27. ACTIONABLE!
  28. RIDE THE RAP!
  29. DO THE WHOLE STRETCH!
  30. TAKE THE FREIGHT!
  31. DINGLEBERRIES!
  32. I CAN GET THE BLOG SHUT DOWN OVER THAT!
  33. INFRINGEMENT!
  34. FAIR USE!
  35. LYING GRIFTER PIMP!
  36. COWARDLY PSYCHOPATH!
  37. HAIRLESS ASS!
  38. POOTER HOLES!
  39. CUB SCOUTS!
  40. ANAL RAPE!
  41. NOT PORNOGRAPHY!
  42. I DON’T KNOW BRETT KIMBERLIN!
  43. I DON’T DRINK!
  44. FINGERNAILS REEKING OF POO!
  45. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT PLAYED AGAIN?!?!?
  46. TWITTER SUCKS!
  47. TERMS OF SERVICE!
  48. DMCA!
  49. HARASSMENT!

…and what list of autistic repetition would be complete without

  1. REBRANDING!

I suppose I could have just listed all the blogs, or all 150+ Twitter handles, but that would be too easy.

Dumm Scheißkerl.

UPDATE – looks like we’ll have to add “AUTISM!” to the list, because you know a DUMBFUCK is gonna ride that one right into the ground like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove.

 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

18 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. It amusing to see him pretend that he's the shotcaller making others dance.

    It's simple, Bill: KRENDLER makes it clear that he intends to mock you. He does. You saying foolish things just makes it easier for him to do exactly what he intended.

    Now YOU on the otehr hand, keep saying you are going to take the high road, turn over a new leaf, ignore the haters, not let them get to you, spend your time on better pursuits, etc etc etc. Over and over again you say that. And over and over again Krendler pulls you right back to spending all of your efforts online throwing childish taunts, and yapping at your enemies all of your lofty goals tossed aside and forgotten.

    THAT, Bill, is why you're the one monkey dancing. Krendler is pulling your strings. No matter what you want to do, he gets you right back to the place you said you would leave. No matter how hard you try, it takes just a few days to break your will.

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  2. I do adore the educational value in seeing the argument abandoned and the high road taken firsthand, Folks in William's position must really need dance lessons.

    https://twitter.com/TheMerryWidower/status/663780810668011520

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    1. Can't you see that comments like that are just a setup, intended to make P.K. comment and prove he's a psychofuck? Of course The Jovial Honyock is the organ grinder....right? right?

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  3. I would like to point out that the term he's looking for is "echolalia." It is a way that autistic children attempt communication by repetition.

    If there is one thing the Blob has never actually attempted, it's communication.

    Repetition? Yes. Communication? No.

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