Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

I wonder what it thinks we’ve been trying to do here for the last 19 months?

I thought I had made the solution clear, but now another alternative has presented.

So there is the easy way, unless one is a stubborn DUMBFUCK, and there’s the way that will cost $2000 and still won’t work.

If it tries doubling down again, will it still be set for life?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

58 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. You're misreading him. YOUR "crap" "needs to stop".

    HIS "investigative journalism" isn't at issue.

    OF course, he could change twitter feeds and websites - not like he's inexperienced with that - and not immediately follow Kimberlan and his usual crew... And not mention Hoge or Stranahan....

    But that would be "running away." And we all know he never, ever does THAT.

    Don Bill was spoken! He's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse !


    He'd be far better off if he spent 500 (At the very most) letting a -real- lawyer explain what that his dismissal with prejudice request means, and then spend the rest on.... Something to change his scenery, people he meets....

    1. Come to think of it, I don't recall the freakshow mentioning "jerkamalism" since... well... since about the time that social security agent called.

      1. You're forgetting about the recent calls posing as a nonexistent journalist from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.

  2. I predict that we'll be at $3,000 by midnight, a full third of William's fortune!

    1. "I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything." - "Chris", Magnificent Seven

  3. Cousin Bill:

    And $10,000 is a stack of ONE HUNDRED one hundred dollar bills.

    Which sounds a heck of a lot better than your skinchy "stack" of twenty...

    Got it sitting right here, right in front of me, this morning.

    I think I'll give it to a children's charity...or maybe the NRA.

    1. Give it to me? Christmas is coming, I got gifts to buy 😀

      No? Oh well. Had to at least try. You never win if you don't play 🙂

      1. Ah well. I do enjoy the holiday season though. It's great fun to give gifts through Amazon or Steam. No fuss, no muss. Steam also runs great deals over the holidays!

    1. Since you didn't mention an amount, I'm betting it's a big one again, Dianna. I'd like to add it to the total.... hint, hint...

    2. Oh god, Dianna!

      Thank you SO MUCH!!

      That is by far the biggest hit I've ever received!

      That's a fantastic early Christmas gift. I'm going have to think of a fabulous way to share that with folks who need it more.

      1. Feel free to list me, if you feel that's appropriate.

        I'm going to the opera today, so I shan't be around to comment. I thought I'd give you a more tangible token of my esteem.

  4. I don't think Bill will ever understand that he holds the power to "end it all". And I'm not talking about a .45 to the head.

    1. I can't believe he'd willingly part with $2000 (or more, who knows?) when it can't possibly work, before taking the easy route.

      But then again...DUMBFUCK.

  5. Reminder: Please see prior thread for details on how we're showing the freakshow what the horde thinks about its ridiculous bounty.

    We're at $982*! With so much collected so very quickly, on the weekend when the horde is typically spending most of their time with family and friends**, I'm even more confident we'll hit the $2k goal today!

    Thank you very much to all who've already so very generously jumped in to help us get to the goal. I know most, if not all of you, also give monthly/weekly donations; were generous in the prior effort; and with the holidays here, I also know we've all got lots of other expenses. Thank you! As the Prince of Parody (may FUN be upon him always), wrote yesterday:

    Wow. I’m humbled at how readily you zombies will part with your hard earned dollars to help me keep doing this, rather than collecting a DUMBFUCK’S bounty to get me to stop.

    Humbled, but not even a tiny bit surprised.


    *Give or take; depending on exchange rate and price of gold at the time of redemption.
    **Because we have a life off of the internet that includes family and friends who take our calls, and like to spend time with us.

    1. New total including Dianna's very generous gift is $1482! Can you imagine how much would haven been raised had THE Prince of Parody (may FUN be upon him always), sent an email notification to the entire horde - - on a weekday?

      Only $518 by midnight to meet goal, horde. Keep it coming!

  6. One of the many things that make Whimpering Willie so ridiculous is his proclivity for making demands that he has neither the right nor the authority to enforce.

    "Don't give me the Stranahans" demands Willie. And yet the Stranahans are exactly the point. Who brought wives and children into the mix? Why Whacko Willie did, long before Krendler. And not just the Stranahans. He went after Hoge's wife and son. He went after Hinckley's wife as well. So he is going to be given the Stranahans until his death, which I hope will be painful and prolonged.

    Morally he has no right to object to people calling his dead wife names, names that cannot possibly hurt the dead. After all, he did his best to separate children from their parents, wives from their employment, etc. As far as I am concerned, he has forfeited all moral claims and deserves the same moral consideration as the run-of-the-farm parsnip.

    Legally, ahh legally. All that crap he pulled on others will be relevant BECAUSE that is what is being satirized.

    Of course another ridiculous thing is his proclivity for striking out at third parties when he does not get his way. Hoge has been diligent about not permitting aspersions to be cast upon Whining Willie's wife. Yet the Whimpering Wonder blames Hoge for what is said at THIS site. What a coward. He knows that if he came here with his nonsense he would not get the relatively mild ridicule he gets at Hogewash; here he would get fisked and mocked and disparaged vigorously for his stupidity, malice, incompetence, and utterly unwarranted self-importance.

  7. He doesn't need any of this. He doesn't need anything. Except this ashtray. He doesn't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all he needs... And this butthurt. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the butthurt, and that's all he needs... And this impotent rage. - The ashtray, and this impotent rage, and the butthurt, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the butthurt, and the lamp, and that's all *he* needs. And that's *all* he needs too. He doesn't need one other thing, not one... he needs this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the butthurt, and the impotent rage for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think he's some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all he needs.

      1. And what's an ounce of "hate crack" go for on the street these days? Expensive, to be sure.

        (If I remember correctly, that is a term he came up with. Credit where credit is due. . .)

  8. My team won today so I'll kick in the $100 I won on that, so that's $175 total for me.

  9. I closed the biggest deal I have ever done and just saw what the commission check will be.

    I am feeling pretty flush right now.

    So Zombie guy, check that tip jar, that should put you in a pretty good spot.

        1. WOO HOO! Thanks, aposemat, and everyone!

          The point has been well made. 😉

          We now return you to your normally scheduled FUN, in progress. 🙂

    1. WOW!!!!!! I wasn't expecting a total like that. I'm guessing Earl may have "matched" the pot or otherwise busted out a big one. Thanks Earl!!

      Schmalfeldt really doesn't understand the character of people he has chosen to harrass. I think it's because he doesn't know any people of high moral character. The people who make our society function, those who work, raise families, help others, worship as we see fit and pay taxes. I'd love to know annual total of income taxes paid by Team Kimberlin. Something tells me we raised money today than they pay into the system that supports them.

      1. he doesn’t know any people of high moral character.

        Well, he *does*. Know them.

        He likes to harass them, sue them vexatiously, insult them and be angrily jealous of their ethics, planning, and success.

      2. He doesn't "know" them. He knows of them. But he doesn't know us anywhere near enough to understand why we do the things we do in regard to him.

  10. From his "This must stop" crap at

    Y’all need to accept the reality that I am on my own, fighting my own battles, and if you are not a person involved in any of those battles might I ask for the courtesy to refrain from fanning the flames of hatred?

    Really? Then why did Bunny Boy Unread take such an interest in my court hearing against William M Schmalfeldt Sr., and ask me questions about what testimony I might have given involving Brett Kimberlin at the hearing?

  11. Part 2:

    I resign as your punching bag, whipping boy, judas goat, straw man, soap opera villain and any other meme you care to assign.

    We refuse to accept his resignation. He will continue to be the target of our pointing and laughing as long as he remains on the internet, making a DUMBFUCK of himself.

  12. Part 3:

    There are several people who I will not embarrass by mentioning their names who read this blog every day with whom I have polite, civil, friendly online relationships.

    Bullshit. He doesn't mention their names because he hasn't fabricated them yet. Because, yes, anybody who reads Hogewash regularly would be embarrassed to be found to have a "friendly" relationship with the serially adjudicated harasser, William M Schmalfeldt Sr.

  13. Part 4:

    If you got a bill in the mail that said you had to write a check for $2,000 or Krendler would stop profaning the memory of my late wife… would you pay it?

    The logic FAIL of this analogy and his bullshit offer of paying someone $2000 is, well, .....FAIL. Leave it to DUMBFUCK to fuck up an analogy of his own making.

    1. It's not about his wife! He brought his wife into this. He is the provider of raw material; Krendler simply polishes it to brilliance.

      1. No, William mused about it, but a firm and hard marker was laid down on that.

        He wisely heeded it.

    2. I think he's just talking about Puny Pedo, Bunny Boy, Fergie and whatever other Kimbergarten dingleberries are around.

  14. Who was it I wonder who had and used the email address with a twitter account. Hint on or about 12/01/2014

  15. So, I finally skimmed his diatribe. The offer is dead on the table, Bill. If I knew anyone who might actually be Krendler; neither confirming nor denying such knowledge; what in GODs holy NAME makes you think a paltry two grand and your sob story would motivate me to give said information to you; much less destroy my own anonymity?
    Bill, you are filth incarnate. You have no intrinsic value to humanity. In fact, you are a scourge. I will continue to pray for your soul, when moved to do so; but your life is not worth it. As I’ve said before, one day you will die. The Lickspittles and Zombies will have nothing to do with it by any measure (physical, mental or medical).
    In my opinion you will be the primary cause of your demise. I doubt you will do the unforgivable; I think you’re too much of a coward; but that’s okay, you really shouldn’t kill yourself, it’s never that bad. No, you’ll drink yourself to death, or continue to eat poorly and end up with heart/kidney/liver failure.
    But when you do go; you will be alone. As much as I’d like to actually curse you with dying alone, I won’t; regrettably/thankfully because I really don’t think I have to. I really don’t see any scenario where your corpse is simply discovered, more than likely after complaints of odors. It’s a sad thing, and I’m sorry to even write the words, but it is the most likely outcome for the track you insist on riding.
    Best of luck, perhaps you can change; in either case, may GOD have mercy on your soul.
    p.s. And as a (obviously lapsed-) Catholic, you should know that curses (which I withheld), like blessings (which I conveyed) are real; and from the mouth of a true believer in the power of our LORD and Savior JESUS CHRIST they have meaning and effect. So don’t mock what you refuse to understand, you really don’t want to play with that kind of power. Heck, neither do I, that’s why I’m glad you’ll do it for me.
    Be well; or not, I don’t care.

    1. I'm not religious, so I'm not praying for William. He's a source of amusement for me. Nothing more, nothing less.

      But I KNOW that he'll somehow manage to take some sort of comfort out of the fact that when he chokes on his own tongue, I'll only be sorry that my dancing monkey is gone.

      Of course, I;ll find another one. After all, this is the Internet.

    1. Abandoning the dogs your claimed to love dearly, abandoning the boy you claimed to love and raise like your own son, and fleeing a state where you were about to face perjury charges because you lied to the courts, then continuing to harass people on the internet leading to your 6th restraining order from the 4th state is surly a sign that you are an expert in being a widower and can certainly advise other people how to deal with their loss.

      Oh wait, no it doesn't.

    1. Thanks!

      I'm not going to do an exact count estimating the variables, but want to let everyone know that with this and other late entries, the grand total is over $5k, with 100% collection. WTG HORDE!

      Please continue with your regular donations to the tip jar from here on out. My understanding is this windfall has been set aside for a special purpose to be announced.

      Regular operating expenses, project expenses, and "thank you for the FUN" gifts will continue to be appreciated by our zombie overlord(s). Just $5 (if/when you can) is a lot of encouragement to keep up the FUN work.


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