You see folks, what’s really happening here is this:
I play a game called Mercilessly Mock The DUMBFUCK.
Turns out I’m pretty skilled at it.
DUMBFUCK also has some skill at this game; unfortunately, when DUMBFUCK plays at its full potential, it still loses, because the game is MERCILESSLY MOCK THE DUMBFUCK.
DUMBFUCK would like to play a different game, which it calls Pretty Please Somebody Give Me Krendler So I Can Salve My Butthurt.
It requires more than just one player, and since DUMBFUCK haz no friendz, DUMBFUCK is shit outta luck.