A Safe Assumption

If DUMBFUCK tweets even once tomorrow between 11AM and 10 PM ET, it hasn’t been invited to its sister’s house for Thanksgiving.

Remember who’s playing football in prime time tomorrow night…

And if there’s a podcast, it’s no longer an assumption.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

24 thoughts on “A Safe Assumption”

  1. Great point! I think we can go a bit further - the malignant monster not only wasn't invited, it was told NO! hahaha

    Looking forward to hearing about the podcast wherein it pretends to complain about "having to work on the holiday" as if it had anything at all else to do, or as if its narcissistic blathering is an actual job. hahahaha

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    1. You know, he wouldn't be low man in the hierarchy, stuck podcasting on Thanksgiving if he had just managed to stick with one podcast on one outlet for more than, oh, the length of a free trial period on Blog Talk Radio.

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      1. hahaha You know, it's like even the freakshow knows how terrible it is and fires itself. And that whole being fired thing is its natural state... almost like its 'safe space' after its lifelong rejection.

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      2. He never lasted the length of a free trial period on Blog Talk Radio. Too many technical problems with the software, like clicking the on/off switch.

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  2. DUMBFUCK's running late this morning. Maybe he hit the JWR extra hard last night after receiving some unwelcome news.... *hic*

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      1. OK then, I'll be the straight man.

        So what is he trying to collect?

        (This could be the start of a very fun drinking game!)

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        1. Personal Identifying Information.

          Mine.

          All of his pathetic efforts are nothing more that wasted attempts to get someone - ANYONE! - to come out and play Pretty Please Give Me Krendler with him.

          But, DUMBFUCK...

          http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1a076e3d0ba0871a1b1a91e24c671a2/tumblr_meu7wsPN3J1rcc3wgo1_500.gif

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      2. Oh - I get it - too stoooopid to figure out what's causing them. Hint: The malignant monster should look in the mirror.

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  3. This Thanksgiving, Bill Schmalfeldt should be thankful for the multiple restraining orders from multiple states that have slowed it down enough so that it doesn't yet have criminal convictions for stalking and harassment; just the adjudications of stalking and harassing that came with the multiple restraining orders from multiple states.

    Complete strangers took time out of their busy lives to go to court and get an order to stop the freakshow before it escalated to prison-time. *sniff*

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  4. https://twitter.com/TheMerryWidower/status/669559601357053952

    What? He needs a woman to cook for him after making all those great German dishes?

    I call BS. He just doesn't want to be away from his Johnny Walker Red stash.

    "GOTTA CELEBRATE ALL THE RESTRAINING ORDERS, CASE DISMISSALS, BEING THROWN OUT OF MY MARYLAND TINCASA BLESSINGS I HAVE RECEIVED THIS YEAR!!!"

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        1. Leaving a place for Elijah? I didn't think Catholics were the ones who did that...

          In any event, Bill better, better hide his heart.

          On Wed, Nov 25, 2015 at 1:46 PM, The Thinking Man's Zombie wrote:

          > Paul Krendler commented: "They'll probably set extra places for Elijah and > Johnnie."

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      1. Perhaps the nephew will be there. Of course, he might be otherwise engaged with his unique brand of Republican outreach.

        http://i.imgur.com/lGYDvZ0.jpg

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    1. Would that be his real sister or the fake on that he impersonates on Twitter. I'm guessing the latter.

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      1. Yeah, I think finding the feces rolling & sniffing blob site kinda soured the vast Hogewash! research network on looking for any other old ones. So if the freakshow has a website devoted to cross-dressing selfies, it's safe - for now. And seriously - show of hands - who does NOT think that website exists?

        Once the ptsd over all they've already found is effectively treated, I'm sure they'll be back at it, though.

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    2. There's nothing like roast turkey with all the trimmings done in a bench-top toaster oven.

      https://twitter.com/themerrywidower/status/669559601357053952

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      1. Yeah, but now he has an excuse if the level in the JWR drops from day to day.

        Which means he can lap himself.

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