Of course we must start here:
Why would I think this DUMBFUCK is as incapable of truth as it is incapable of passing up a Cub Scout rape fantasy? A chance to write about butt stuff? Or to use its condition to rationalize evil behavior?
Why does a stone fall to the ground?
Why does a mad dog bite?
Because it has no choice.
Because all I do is win-win-win no matter what.
The proof of the lie?
A comment from Mrs. Lauren Stranahan, the happily married wife of Lee (with her permission of course):
What so amazes me is how a DUMBFUCK who is both transparent AND full of shit can have the skin tone of a polar bear eating marshmallows in a blizzard?
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE HARD?