Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

DUMBFUCK came from somewhere in Maryland,

Amtraked away with Johnnie in his hand.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way, 

Shaved her legs and then he was a she 

She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

She said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

13 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Even a chubbie-chaser is going to turn his nose up at Cousin Bill...

    Not because of his looks, per se, but because of that poisonous "personality."

    Sad that he has to spend his remaining days this way...

  2. So Bill is transgendered now? Will he shave off that ugly beard? And I think he'll have to go to Omar the Tentmaker for any dresses.

  3. So now we're back to the theory that his live sex show was with a lady-boy.

    Bets on who caught and who pitched?

  4. This tweet along with the Kobayashi Maru crap illuminates his one dimension mind. He consistently misses the implications of what he throws out there in a desperate attempt at taunting or insulting. Makes it double funny when pulls out the "abstract thought" card.

    1. Bill once saw "abstract" defined as "not concrete" so now he considers plastic to be abstract.


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