So here’s a quote from this safe-linked post that provides positive proof that DUMBFUCK is a DUMB, DUMB, DUMBFUCK:
If a DUMBFUCK would like a brief but thorough education of WHY it is such a DUMBFUCK, it could leave a comment in SPAM HELL. Depending on the quality of the comment, I would approve it, and then explain its DUMBFUCKERY in small words so it may perhaps retain a fraction of the explanation in its hippo butt leech brain, before purging it with a triple shot of Johnnie Red and returning to Cub Scout fantasies.
This offer expires at an arbitrary time of my choosing, but not before 10:00 PM Eastern time, September 10th, 2015.
The Zombies are welcome to jump in at their pleasure to explain anytime.