It’s, uh…MY SISTER’S! YEAH!
My sister brought that! I didn’t drink ANY OF IT! Not a drop! Cuz…I’m not allowed!
AND I HAVE IMPULSE CONTROL ISSUES!!! SHUT UP!!
Yeah, my sister bought it…and drank half a bottle…and then drove home. Cuz she’s responsible!!
And she left it here for when she comes back. Because she knows I can control myself!
I’d take a picture of it to show it’s at exactly the same level now as it was before…but, uhh…my webcam is broken. Yeah, that’s the ticket!