10 thoughts on “On the Internet, Nobody Used to Know You Were a Dog”

  1. Who knew Paul?

    I mean we all knew you were NOT REALLY a zombie, but a dog masquerading as a human is pretty impressive. So I've got to hand it to AD; great job of training Grady's dog. And to think Willie finally figured it out; let's be fair and give him a little credit too. On the other hand, I heard Willie has called animal control, which shows that his claimed liking for dogs was another LIE. And it was another failure as well because Wisconsin's animal control officers do not have jurisdiction in Illinois.

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      1. And he was so attached to those dogs too.

        Remember how upset he got when someone allegedly threatened to harm them? I've seen folks react less impressively when the threats were legitimate and against a human family member. As it is, I can't imagine just abandoning any of our current pets without even a second thought. We've always chosen rental units over the years because they allowed pets; we wouldn't even look at ones which didn't.

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      2. "Picturing a crowbar…" /snerk

        I should have put a sarc tag after that first line. I mean, really, he went on and on about those animals, they were his babies, and then he just up and left them seeming without a second though. At the very least you'd expect a comment or two about how he misses them.

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      3. Bill only misses what leaves him to do for himself. He probably misses Gail only because she ran his errands and wiped his ass all those years. Dogs? Probably not a single fuck given. Well, unless they had leaned how to pour JWR for him.

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