Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

You know how I know DUMBFUCK is a dumb fucking liar?

“Heeengh! Heeengh! Leave me alone! It’s over! It’s over! Heeengh! Heeengh!”

SIXTY-SEVEN HITS IN THE LAST TWO DAYS, LOOKING FOR FRESH BUTTHURT.

Because it’s over.  It doesn’t care what I say anymore.  And it doesn’t care SOOOOOO MUCH that it has to pump that refresh button 30+ times every day to show the magnitude of its apathy.

Clearly, a DUMBFUCK who thinks it knows how to hold a grudge, doesn’t understand How Wars End.

Here’s a cluebat: you don’t get to PRETEND to give up.

If it wants it to be over, it has to stay down.

Forever.

If it gets up, it gets kicked in the face. Figuratively speaking.

FOREVER.

Literally.

Murum aries attigit, DUMBFUCK.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Clearly, it needs BUTTHURT to live...delicious, delicious BUTTHURT, the very staff of life!

    Give it up, Cousin Bill. You've lost at every turn. Now, turn away from the BUTTHURT...

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    1. They had a name for this, and monasteries full of men in the dark ages who believed it was the only true way to mortify their flesh and experience only an inkling of the pain Christ suffered for us. But then to compare him and his need for BUTTHURT to those who self-flagellated for spiritual ecstasy is a bit, umm, unnerving and uncomfortable, so...

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  2. Dear HZIC,

    I'm confused. You use the word "forever". Do you mean "forever" or "Forever, forever"?

    Asking for a friend.

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      1. dictionary dot com:

        adverb
        1.
        without ever ending; eternally:
        to last forever.

        2.
        continually; incessantly; always:

        noun
        3.
        an endless or seemingly endless period of time:

        Nope, still confused.

        Perhaps that word does not mean what Bill thinks it means?

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      2. Most words don't mean what Cousin Bill thinks they do; this is part of his problem.

        That, and his total lack of good character.

        Less spine than a leech, which he otherwise resembles.

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