Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Two questions:

  1. Which weighs more – a printed copy of all the fat jokes ever made about DUMBFUCK, or DUMBFUCK?
  2. If you took that printout and burned it to – oh, hell, I’ll say it – ASHES, would they fit in the urn beside what’s left of the Terrapin Truck Plaza’s favorite piece of badonkadonk (it’s one word, DUMBFUCK)?

Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Aaron has never said a word about Bill's family has he? So this is Bill "leaving families out of it". Not exactly a man of his word is Bill. Why some might conclude that he is just a lying fuck.

  2. Pulling out the Magic 8-Ball, and putting it to task:

    1. "Most likely"


    2. "Cannot predict now"

    Try your luck over at

  3. So if you make a joke about BILL SCHMALFELDT's weight, size, corpulence, stoutness, portliness, plumpness, bulk, cellulite retention, excess, flabby bits, fleshy monstrosity, grease keg, lard factory, obesity, stretched paunch, surplus mass, his breadth or girth, the largeness of his thoracic area, the protuberance of his odds and ends, his rotundity, his disgusting size, his tumidity, the weight of his being and the fact that when he rides in a car you must change the shocks after six miles.... he will attack not the speaker but a third parties WIFE?

    Misogyny thy name is Schmalfeldt.

    You gotta love these leftists.... they hate them some womyn and make sure you know it!


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