Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

 

8-3-2015 9-06-57 AMBecause nothing says “I’m a creepy, perverted, ‘sexually-tinged stalker of a teenage girl'” quite like a 60 year old man following a teenage girl on Twitter.

AMIRITE?

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

23 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Bill would never do that - like put up pictures of other people's teenage daughters?

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  2. Say Bill, what were the words you used to describe men of your age that followed teenage girls on twitter? Pervert? Creep? Pedophile? Remind me please so we know how to accurately describe you.

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  3. So, what's the going rate for pseudo-followers on Twitter?

    What is the pricing structure, anyway?

    Onetime fee? Or do you lease them for a period of time?

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  4. Now that Twat is permanently ensconced in her chronoashtray, Shakes is looking to assume command once again of the glass-bottom coffee table vessel.

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  5. This confirms it. He's stalking little girls in the park...

    https://twitter.com/SchmalTalkRadio/status/628255586887401473

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    1. That's a pretty impressive looking microphone for a homeproduced blog show. And if it's new, it seems odd for someone trying to claim "indigence" and/or who has been warned about spending income given the likely countersuits.

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      1. Perhaps he confused "indigent" with "indignent." Then rolled his poop into a ball and sniffed it. That last is supposition, not to be confused with suppository, because if it had been unusual he would have blogged it. So I suppose we can assume, "all conditions green." Wait, no, code brown. Code green would have gotten a sniff and a blog. Per past documented history.

        We really should not know this about another human. Not even a spouse.

        I'm off to the liquor cabinet for a fifth of brain bleach. Oooh, cask strength? perfect...

        Apologies.

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  6. 2 new handles today!

    New website!

    New computer! Newly thrown away evidence hard drive!

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    1. I must have missed one. I only saw SchmalTalkRadio. What is the other new handle you saw?

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      1. thebrainbrunch - Check the image at the top of the post.

        Brain.. Brunch. Not trying to taunt zombies there, is he?

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      2. Oh. I already knew about that one. I thought you meant there was another one.

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  7. Wee Willie and Bunny Boy are also numbered among her followers.

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