THE FOLLOWING IS A PARODY OF THE POST LINKED HERE:
http://noradioforoldmen.com/2015/08/some-interesting-notes-on-wisconsin-harassment-laws/, WRITTEN BY WILLIAM M. SCHMALFELDT, SR.
DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. IT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE HIM.
INSTEAD, READ THE POST WHERE IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AS ETERNAL PROTECTION AGAINST THE INEVITABLE DELETION AND SPOLIATION OF EVIDENCE WHICH IS THE HALLMARK OF PRIDE THAT PUNCTUATES SCHMALFELDT’S PATHETIC EXISTENCE.
SAFE LINK: https://archive.is/0OCiL
Got a comment on my 1,463rd newly created blog of the week today from the same troll who has been sending trolling comments like me for years. These people who wish to troll me with newly acquired information that I have been stupid enough to publish so they could easily deduce where I live–right down to the apartment number–and jovially promise to “see you soon” just like Your Genital Host (“He’s A Real Dickhead!”) regularly promises to “See you in court, Palsie Walsie!” and all that should be aware that Wisconsin is FAR less tolerant of harassment BY ITS CITIZENS WHO ARE SUBJECT TO ITS JURISDICTION AND AUTHORITY— especially of disabled and elderly — than those lazy punters in Maryland.
You can find it in the Wisconsin Code — 947.013 Harassment.
(1m) Whoever [as a resident subject to the laws, authority, and jurisdiction of the state of Wisconsin – PK] with intent to harass or intimidate another person, does any of the following is subject to a Class B forfeiture:
947.013(1m)(a) (a) Strikes, shoves, kicks or otherwise subjects the person to physical contact or attempts or threatens to do the same.
947.013(1m)(b) (b) Engages in a course of conduct or repeatedly commits acts which harass or intimidate the person and which serve no legitimate purpose.
[You mean like calling people’s employers to ask if people you have misidentified 140 times are using assets at companies where they don’t work to write things about you that give you butthurt?]
They’ve got computer harassment covered as well. Notice the portion I’ve highlighted.
947.0125 Unlawful use of computerized communication systems.
2) Whoever [as a resident subject to the laws, authority, and jurisdiction of the state of Wisconsin – PK] does any of the following is guilty of a Class B misdemeanor:
947.0125(2)(a) (a) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten, abuse or harass another person, sends a message to the person on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system and in that message threatens to inflict injury or physical harm to any person or the property of any person.
[You mean like sending 200 tweets at someone over a 48 hour period? Incessantly emailing people who have clearly communicated a desire NEVER TO BE CONTACTED BY YOU UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE FOR ANY PURPOSE? Sending harassing emails to people containing vile and disturbing photographs of emaciated, dying women and pre-emptively threatening them should they choose to forward those lurid images? Or mailing letters to people as part of a continuing course of conduct threatening criminal charges if they don’t stop pursuing contempt charges against you for serial violations of a Peace Order?]
947.0125(2)(b) (b) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten, abuse or harass another person, sends a message on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system with the reasonable expectation that the person will receive the message and in that message threatens to inflict injury or physical harm to any person or the property of any person.
[You mean like promising to file groundless, vexatious ALWAYS DISMISSED lawsuits promising to take houses and spouses?]
947.0125(2)(c) (c) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message to the person on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system and in that message uses any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggests any lewd or lascivious act.
[You mean like telling someone to go pleasure themselves up the boot with the business end of a weed whacker?]
947.0125(2)(d) (d) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system with the reasonable expectation that the person will receive the message and in that message uses any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggests any lewd or lascivious act.
947.0125(2)(e) (e) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message to the person on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system while intentionally preventing or attempting to prevent the disclosure of his or her own identity.
[Sounds constitutional to me!]
947.0125(2)(f) (f)While intentionally preventing or attempting to prevent the disclosure of his or her identity and with intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system with the reasonable expectation that the person will receive the message.
[So Mark in MD won’t be replaced by Wally in WI? Good to know!]
See? They even have anonymous cowards like me covered. At least the ones who live in Wisconsin – which I do.
So, what does this mean to the average work-a-day troll like me, a retired super-mega-hyper-ultra-GS13 investigative journomalist/writer/editor/leegljeenyis and author of 17 books in 382 separate print, ebook and audio editions who after thirty years still can’t remember how to use “quotation marks” appropriately or that punctuation like “question marks” belong “inside them”? <——-*
It means comments, tweets, e-mails sent by me that meet any of the conditions described above are against the law of the State of Wisconsin. And your mimicry of my rhetoric–which is always a promise, never a threat–while remaining anonymous compounds the crime that I am committing right now because I live in Wisconsin.
In fact, as I am a resident in a senior-living facility, with taxpayer-subsidized rent no doubt obtained by fraud because why stop now, the law looks at a threat made by me against anyone as a threat made by me against everyone. And they take that very seriously in this state, because even though my sister petitioned the state to forbid it, even though the entire state legislature and the state Supreme Court both begged me not to after Googling my name, I still moved here anyway. There was nothing they could do to stop me. Management was aware of my situation before I got here (well…except I fraudulently omitted all of the things I did to cause all of my own butthurt), and I signed a document at the lease signing saying that if I even smell the slightest whiff of bigs in my Derpends, I am to notify the management so they can contact law enforcement to come drag my mayo coated ass to jail where I belong. Luckily, nothing on that document indicated I could be charged with perjury for falsifying information, but that wouldn’t have stopped me signing it anyway. Tee hee hee!
Write your profane little blogs for me to hunt down, read and rage over. Point and laugh at my clumsy monkey dancing and tremendous feldtdowns. I can’t stop myself, so why should you? But the minute my 4th grade antics cross your transom into your e-mail or comments or Twitter or Facebook or mailbox or voicemail, or otherwise invades your life in a manner such as described above, don’t bother with a warning.
The first rule of Internet Flame War Club is, you do not talk about Internet Fla–
Feel free to keep tabs on my blog to see what an awesome job I’m doing at trolling you. I will do the same to you, seeking out every possible hot stove to drop trou and sit bare-assed upon, to cause myself ever-increasing levels of flesh-crisping, crippling butthurt. You have every right to look at my blog and comment on the abject stupidity of what you read. I have the same right to publish my abject stupidity to the world. But the more I find myself being left alone, the harder I will troll for a response, because being ignored is the one thing I handle worse than being ridiculed. The second worst extortionate lawyer in the world, whose original good faith settlement offer soon became so reasonable that I did exactly as he demanded I do in return for NOTHING, seems to have gotten that message already. But a really NAUGHTY, self-professed mentally ill troll (Qui, moi? Non…) seems committed to standing by his promise to leave me alone only after I vanish from the Internet for two weeks. But I can’t resist visiting his blog and getting my fat ass burnt every single day, because I am a deranged and obsessed cyberstalker, so that’s obviously never going to happen.
As for me, my fighting days are over. I have resigned myself to the fact that I’m an idiot, a useless failure and a waste of oxygen, and that my only chance of even pretending that I’m even a minuscule inconvenience to my tormentors is to continue drawing breath and living off the government tit. Living in this beautiful community for all of 16 hours has stirred memories of my Catholic heritage. I am going to see if I can reconnect with the faith of my ancestors and become a practicing Roman Catholic once again. Maybe I’ll even go to seminary and become a priest. I think I might be nursing a hidden talent for mentoring young boys, and I know that’s a useful skill for Catholic priests to have. I remember hanging out with my favorite old priest Father O’Blivion…he was was really gifted…
At mentoring me.
But if they try to work that Catholic guilt scam on me again, I may just have to write more Cub Scout porn, this time with Governor Walker’s pee stick touch Li’l Cub Scout TJ’s pooter hole. Won’t that be hilarious?
Unless someone wants to accuse me of forging my baptismal certificate…
[Nah…I’ve heard that rape is more your speed, but I don’t believe it. I doubt you’ve ever been in a position to force any female to do anything but laugh in your face…and not because you wanted it, but because you’re such a nincompoop.]