Which is Funnier? Death? Or Spina Bifida? | The Patriot Ombudsman
archived 22 Jul 2015 01:44:34 UTC

Wassamotta, DUMBFUCK? Did you suddenly FEEEEEEEEEEL BAD about this post the way you did the one about John Hoge & family last year? Is that why you tried and failed to wipe out evidence in an ongoing lawsuit? Is that why you deleted your Twitter account AGAIN, you quivering empty sack? You once tried to rail me for leaving up the posts I write, as if the pride YOU take in your talent isn’t a levee broken under a rushing flood of fear-pee, as common and as regular as your monthly cycle.

Are you huddled in the can right now, rolling turdballs and crying for your beloved? Or do you have me in a Safari window while you pound out a new LULSUIT in another?

I’m laughing at you.

A lot.

Candy ass.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “TOO LATE, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. He has never learned to think things through. And I'm sure the court will look kindly on his spoliation of evidence including attacks on one of the defendants and his child. NOT. 😀

    The last time he realized he'd made a big booboo he stayed away for what, 12 hours? I'm not going to place any bets on this time.

    1. The best advice he could get (which he will not follow) is this: stay away. Craft a motion to dismiss, with prejudice. Change your blog to simple text saying 'I'm sorry'. And find something else to do with your life.

      If he is very, very lucky, Grady and the others might not file criminal charges and counterclaims. He might escape this without social security being garnished and Gail's insurance and car having liens placed.

      1. Funny thing.

        The people who he hates, keep giving him the best advice.

        Hah. Haha. Almost... Satirical.

  2. Not to mention his linking of paternal drug use and spina bifida has no scientific backing.

    Nice libel there Bill.


  3. Bill will wish he never ever started down this road

    What an idiot, creepy child porn producer

  4. Is there any evidence whatsoever that Schmalfeldt has learned anything over the last three years? I anticipate he will press on. Even should he overcome the Dunning-Kreuger Effect and admit he is in over his head his ego and conviction of righteousness will lead him to believe a judge will recognize the justness of his claims and make the right decisions regardless of whether every "i" is dotted and "t" is crossed.

    I'm picking 1600 tomorrow as latest for him to be back.

  5. Can you provide a link to BS's new twitter account? Thank you! James Thurber


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