Remember: When Life Gives You Lemons…

…use the insurance money to hire an attorney to get

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  • AGILEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!
  • EEEEEEEDGREEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!
  • COUSIN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
  • ASHTEERAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
  • HOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD!!!

It’s what she’d want.  The clouds told me.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

30 thoughts on “Remember: When Life Gives You Lemons…”

    1. Why yes, yes you can!

      https://cases.justia.com/federal/district-courts/louisiana/lawdce/5:2015cv00091/143259/34/0.pdf

      Money quote : "For the reasons that follow, Plaintiff’s pauper status is revoked, and he is
      order to pay the $400 filing fee in cash by February 6, 2015 or his complaint will be stricken
      and the case closed for failure to pay the filing fee. Even if Plaintiff pays the filing fee, his
      complaint is subject to a number of obvious shortcomings and defenses that would likely
      result in its dismissal.
      "

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      1. Yup.

        So, he filled the paperwork to "add" other "defendants" before claiming he was giving it all up...

        But, should somehow that SAC survive Grady's MTD, then all the others get to raise that. I was expecting Edgren to do that quickly......

        And that's aside from all the other problems he introduced by introducing them.

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  1. Just when I think BS cannot beclown himself anymore, he just doubles down on stupid. He's even nuttier now than before, which is a testament to how his wife probably did keep him (very slightly) in check. Even that small amount must have taken a lot of energy for her.

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  2. Hmmm.... Looks like his lawyer is gonna be a hoopty.

    https://twitter.com/Grouchcast365/status/618559838981881856

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    1. Attorney looks at BS, then at all of the material BS provides, then thinks "how much can I get take this guy for"?

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    2. Let me see if I understand this:

      He hired a lawyer, and somehow, that lawyer said nothing to him about his current filings? This is very odd.

      On the flip side, he still has the car, which means he has no money. I'm almost betting that when he finally pays the retainer and the lawyer looks at what he did, the end result is not going to be pretty.

      Why or why does he set himself up like this? Surely it can't be just for my entertainment...

      *nom nom.. mmm.. popcorn...

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      1. You can count on several letters to the Maryland State Bar and ratings in the toilet for that poor schmuck!

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      2. TAO, just to clarify your comment about the Maryland Bar receiving complaints and low ratings, you were referring to Bill S making those complaints and low ratings? Right?

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    3. Amusing.

      In your honor(*snort*), Cousin Bill, I'm donating four of my cars to a charity of my choice.

      Will save me the trouble of trading them in...

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  3. CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY
    EVERYTHING MUST GO!

    Hi, I'm Bill Schmalfeltd - AND I'M DERANGED! - about HIGH PRICES. Looking for something different to that boring new car smell? I have your answer -

    THE WHATS-HER-NAME BEREAVEMENT SALE

    All vehicles sold with:

    FEAR-PEE™ rust protection
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!1!!1 Bumper Sticker
    Lifetime subscription to Bill Schnalfelt's latest blog (that's its lifetime, not yours)
    "Je Ne Sais Quoi" aroma - especially on the front passenger seat.

    So come on down and talk to HONEST Bill Shmalfelt about my PRE-BELOVED BARGAINS.

    NOTE: All buyers must submit their home address, employer's contact details, past misdeeds, and then remind me when I get them wrong again in future LOLSuits.

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      1. Or is it an actual bucket?
        Inquiring minds and all ...
        (BTW, just because I pray for Bill often, that does not make me above human, thus the snark)
        If you think that Priests should not comment about things on the internet, you have your thinking skewed. I am an individual and I am blunt about stupidity and foolish people who repeatedly do stupid things after being enlightened. Don't like my words? Blow it out your rectal orifice. I didn't give up my rights when I became a Priest all those years ago. Redemption does not remove your individuality nor personality, if anything, it enhances.

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    1. Passenger seat needs a little TLC

      http://www.mrstitch.com/mrst-images/1967_Chev_Impala_car_jenkins01.JPG

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    1. What for? He's already said he's donating his brain to the Flibinite University Center for the Posthumous Study of Abnormal Psychology and Maybe Parkinson's Disease If We Get Funding.

      Or something.

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