Have I mentioned lately HOW MUCH I LOVE LIFE?
Because I do. There’s nothing like a 5 day monkeydance that bounces that special brand of Elkridge Cray off of law enforcement agencies in multiple states. I’m sorry some of you got splattered with the Cray; it takes weeks to fade, but once you get used to the brimstone smell it’s not so bad. That shade of green is actually inoffensive and easy to accessorize, if you’re of a mind to.
Since DUMBFUCK really wants to force me to place obituaries in the Baltimore Sun, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, the Madison State Journal and the Clinton Iowa Herald, I checked out the prices…whoo boy! Upwards of $500 to place them all. I might have to sell my Dwight Gooden rookie card to come up with that kind of scratch.