Happy Independence Day!

On this, the 239th birthday of the rapidly waning greatest nation on Earth, enjoy yourselves with parades, parties, picnics, family, John Philip Sousa and cold adult beverages.

But be sure not to blow your Zombie fingers off with an M-80 or Tovex or anything like that.  Because the best, most tastiest BRAAAAAINS are down there at the bottom of the pan!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

2 thoughts on “Happy Independence Day!”

  1. Happy 4th! If you want to read about the stupidest idea I've ever had, it's here:

    On the other hand, maybe you just want to enjoy your weekend. The post will still be up on Monday.

  2. I do wish you Americans wouldn't keep on about it. It always brings conversation to a halt at Hanover dinner soirees when some clod brings it up.


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