Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

You wanna know how much cooler I am than you?

My kids retweet me.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

11 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. I can beat that - all my teenage GRANDKIDS re-tweet me, and introduce all their friends to me.

    Cool Grandpa Schmalfeldt...

    Plus, I bake cookies, and hand churn "the bestest ice cream!"

  2. Oho, you've done it now!

    Prepare for the KID DOXXING!

    (Wait, aren't families off limits? NEVERMIND THAT, TO GOOOOOOOOGLE!)

    You need a picture of the chimps square-dancing. To a caller.

  3. Like I've been saying for a long time now, Dumbfuck sucks at life. There's no greater proof, of just how bad he's sucked, then his lack of a relationship with his entire family. It sucks to be you Dumbfuck.


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