Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

7-30-2015 8-44-05 AM

No, no, no,no, no…

This is not how we know he is evil.  In point of fact, I might argue with folks who say DUMBFUCK is evil.  Make no mistake – I could be persuaded on this point, but I think DUMBFUCK is sooo much less than evil.  He lacks the fortitude.  He is nauseating, certainly.  Disturbing, without question.  Twisted, no doubt.

In fact I would say he is little more than annoying, with occasional gusts of insanity.  But calling him evil gives him far too much credit.  I suppose we could discuss that, and you folks could change my mind.

No, this is not what shows he might be evil.

This is what shows he has no friends.

People who have friends enjoy social events with those friends.  They take pictures of those friends.  They post pictures of those friends on blogs, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.  The email pictures to these friends.

That’s not what a turdsniffing DUMBFUCK does.  We all know by now about the fabulous pictures he takes, and who he shares them with, and why.

You know, I may have to rethink the whole “EVIL” question…


7-30-2015 4-12-16 PM

Gee, I don’t know, DUMBFUCK.

Someone remind me to ask David Edgren’s son the next time I see him…




Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. These two questions where posted in the comments section of the “Goodbye, Cruel World, Part the third” post at "Billy Sez". Bill has not answered them so far.
    @rt895 says:
    July 28, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    Bill, explain then why you started attacking John Hoge as soon as he started reporting on Brett Kimberlin’s antics? Something about “if you forget Brett exists….” ring any bells? If you don’t I’m sure one of the Zombie horde can provide that screen cap from your Twitter feed.

    @MtinMN says:
    July 28, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    Why did you try to get Walker to violate the gag order with regards to the bomber?

  2. I think the most fitting word is venal. Driven by ill-will, worthy only of contempt, annoying. Evil, you might come to fear, even when committed to its opposition.

    "The Anti-Christ? No, he'd never be so fat."

    1. Did you ever see the movie "Devil's Advocate" with Al Pacino?

      His Satan was so smooth and so subtle. "They never see me coming" like a mantra.

      DUMBFUCK is about a subtle as a rabid pitbull on a playground full of toddlers.

  3. Evil suggests high intellect, cunning, patience, and a master at manipulation and deception. Blob can't even hide his lies!

    1. I suppose this is the question: Can evil be inept, bumbling, incompetent? Can evil be a DUMBFUCK?


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