47 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Looking to get stories in [REDACTED - In this case, let's just let the monkey educate himself - PK] magazine?

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  2. And now he's not a public figure. Poor baby. I'm sure the courts will agree that someone who has produced dozens of books, podcasts, and "comedy" albums (all for sale on Amazon) and filed numerous court cases (all of which were dropped or dismissed) as well as being the subject of PO/ROs in three states is still just a poor li'l ol' "private citizen".

    Sure. 😀

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    1. First, that might warrant posting Friday's edition of the Liberal Grouch podcast, wherein William begins the festivities by describing himself as broadcasting "Across America and around the world!" But in the most private way possible, you see.

      Second, my understanding that public status is no longer something that William gets to decide. As he has made it a central part of all of his lulzsuits, that is for a judge, and possibly a jury to determine.

      It really has to be humiliating for William to see a godless foreigner know more about US law than he does.

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      1. Seriously, my cats know more about US law than he does.
        "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs." -- A Fish Called Wanda

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      2. https://twitter.com/Grouch365/status/620247185410662400

        By what standard is William making that distinction? Falwell was a broadcaster, and William has been describing himself thusly for at least a decade.

        Is he seriously intend to get in front a jury and argue that he's a private citizen by virtue of being a failure at everything he's ever done?

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      3. It seems like it was only February when William was suing over lost opportunities on the lecture, a unique quandary for a private citizen (first class) to find himself in.

        Oh, right. It WAS in February!

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      4. Bill's explanation will be "Yea, but I suck at it!"

        And he will tell anybody and everybody that he's sold no books, has no listeners to his "broadcasts", his "online journalism" was a fraud and Broadway Bill was somebody else.

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      5. I seem to recall that this DUMBFUCK is the proprietor of "Cabin Boy Parody Records". You'd think he'd know what those words mean, that is, unless you're familiar with his oeuvre.

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        1. “Cabin Boy Parody Records”. like so much of William's life, is a figment of his own imagination. I can guarantee you that there is not letter of incorporation of such an entity, nor does it have an account with the IRS. It is another example of his living in fantasy land.

          But yes, his adopting that and other honorariums goes a long way in establishing that he's stupid, on top of being delusional.

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      6. Wadda ya want?!! I'm a felon. gots to steal something and it might as well be words, letters, and punctuation.
        Now if ya ever wants to see "circuit" again all snug and sound, put a dozen dipthongs in a brown paper bag at the corner of Main and 3rd on Monday night. and no cops! or English teachers neither.

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        1. I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me or my “circuit.” It never did anything to no one, see!

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      1. Not for nothing, but do you know who else had his lawyers declaring for the last several weeks that he wasn't a public figure?

        Bill Cosby.

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    2. Best part of that is, Falwell didn't lose due to being unable to establish actual malice. Malice was obvious. Falwell lost because of the exact same reason Bill has never successfully defamed anyone, despite his copious, scurrilous, and obviously malicious lying about so many people.

      I'll leave it to the non-demented reader to surmise that reason on his own. If Bill didn't figure it out already, I'm not going to be the one to explain.

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    3. It's too bad those opportunities on the lecture circuit didn't pan out. If they had come to pass, there would have been the single greatest introduction in all of Christendom.

      "And now, to speak to us about living with Parkinson's, some guy we found behind the dumpster at Red Lobster! Does he even have Parkinson's? Who can say? He very private!

      Now please join me in giving a warm round of applause to ... THAT GUY!"

      And let's not forget his very private testimony to a congressional committee!

      "THAT GUY, please raise your right hand to be sworn as a witness .."

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  3. Grouchcast ‏@Grouch365 4m4 minutes ago
    If there's anyone "Krendler" listens to, please inform @brainsrpitt that he's only hurting himself with these online tantrums. #Evidence

    Who was tweeting at up to three tweets a minute last night? Who is constantly tweeting accusations of crimes?

    Somehow, I don't think @brainsrpitt is the one having the "online tantrum".

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    1. For someone alleging Intention Infliction of Emotional Distress, saying that "he's only hurting himself" is an odd admission for William to make.

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  4. "For someone alleging Intention Infliction of Emotional Distress, saying that “he’s only hurting himself” is an odd admission for William to make."

    Heh. You caught that, too, huh? Just another admission against interest. There are MANY of his comments of a similar nature that will pair quite nicely with this one. #Evidence

    I know we are talking about Bill Schmalfeldt™ (World's Stupidest Man™) here, but even aside from him being five-eighths retarded... sooooo many of his comments prove over-and-over again that he doesn't intend to be successful in his LOLsuits. He is simply one angry, butthurt, vexatious son-of-a-bitch who attempts to intimidate others (doesn't work) by using the courts, and desires to cost innocent people as much time, energy, and money as he can by playing his bullshit lawfare games. Of course he hopes to hit the lottery, too, but he moreso wants to stick his nasty and attention-starved self into good-and-decent people's lives. His lawfare WILL come back to bite him on his ample arse one day.

    "It seems like it was only February when William was suing over lost opportunities on the lecture (circuit), a unique quandary for a private citizen (first class) to find himself in."

    Yep. Bill Schmalfeldt™ (World's Stupidest Man™) is going to struggle horribly attempting to convince anyone he is just Joe Schmoe -- Private Citizen. There are YEARS worth of evidence proving he even sees himself as a public figure. #Evidence

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    1. " He is simply one angry, butthurt, vexatious son-of-a-bitch who attempts to intimidate others (doesn’t work) by using the courts, and desires to cost innocent people as much time, energy, and money as he can by playing his bullshit lawfare games."

      To be fair, Our Special Boy admits this, too.

      https://twitter.com/Grouch365/status/619971356160077824

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  5. "I have filed a DMCA complaint against the posting of my show, which contains a clear copyright warning at the end, however.
    No Dumbfuck, he didn't POST it, he embedded a YouTube that YOU made AVAILABLE through the way YOU posted it to YouTube. Clear enough Dumbfuck? YOU made it available to embed. YOU don't get to now bitch about it getting embedded.

    What we see here is an internet equivalent of "quaking in his boots." I'm supposed to remember the name of an "advice lawyer" online?
    Yes Dumbfuck you ARE supposed to remember the name since on your podcast you called him YOUR lawyer and extensively quoted him. I understand that you are, once again, humiliated by being caught in yet another blatant lie, but even you aren't so stupid that you think you can spin that one away. Oh wait....World's Most Stupid Man™ I forgot.

    And even my DOGS know that copying and posting an entire podcast on your website is a blatant DMCA violation. Poor, foolish zombie.
    See above Dumbfuck, YOU gave permission for it to be embeddable. YOU are at fault. YOU are the Dumbfuck that allowed it. Can I be any clearer with you?

    He could have linked to the audio. He didn't. He posted the entire audio, playable from his site. No, no, no, NO! Another log on the fire.
    Jesus wept but you are one stupid motherfucker. The video is NOT playing from his website. It's an embed from YouTube. You should really find out how things work before you go shooting your stupid sausage wallet off. How humiliated will you be when this blows up in your face and you get told to go fuck yourself because YOU allowed the video to be embedded?

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      1. I tipped the hat you always handsomely don in your other avatar, Father. Your baklava or something like that. lol!

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    1. How humiliated will you be when this blows up in your face and you get told to go fuck yourself

      I'm going to go with "none!" for the win, Chuck.

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  6. "WILLIAM M. SCHMALFELDT OF ELKRIDGE MD, I DEMAND YOU CEASE AND DESIST ALL CONTACT WITH ME BY ANY AND ALL MEANS, ELECTRONIC OR OTHERWISE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO @ REPLY OR @ MENTION THE HANDLE @brainsrfood ON TWITTER. ANY SUCH ATTEMPTS WILL BE VIEWED AS A VIOLATION OF THIS DEMAND AND WILL BE REPORTED TO ALL APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES."

    https://twitter.com/grouch365/status/619651606490009601

    Granted, @brainsrfood is suspended -- but, the Deranged Cyberstalker wouldn't know anything about that now would he? (/sarc) But, even if it wasn't suspended, his tweet proves (once again!) that Bill Schmalfeldt™ doesn't give a shit about Cease and Desist and/or No Contact demands, and will contact whomever he wants -- whenever he wants. But, why should he care about such demands? The pathetic and worthless State of Maryland doesn't appear to care either.

    To quote Bill Schmalfeldt™ -- "It won't be a Peace Order that stops me."

    Nope. It won't be the law that stops him. As myself and others have duly and correctly noted... nothing short of him rolly-walking himself off of this mortal coil will stop his harassment and stalking and threats and abuse and lawfare.

    Garbage -- Thy name is Bill Schmalfeldt™.

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  7. https://twitter.com/Grouch365/status/620348757599756288

    Doesn't think hurt your comeback tour?

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      1. Somebody must be awfully ashamed of his chronic inability to tell the truth, proving yet again that willful lying is willful. And that could leave a mark when you’re suing on the basis of your own “good name.”

        It’s a tragedy that nobody made copies of the podcast and transcriptions of it ….

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      2. Pssst, I think William just disabled an important part of his Internet functionality.

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        1. I'm sure that he'll always find a way. Even if he has to invent one.

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