How about this one?
What about this little tyke?
This guy’s dead, so he’s ok.
Here’s an old favorite.
Oh, look! A goose!
How about him?
Or this fella? Can I use him?
Pretty sure you don’t hold any copyright on this one.
What about this young lovely?
What a handsome gander…
I have no idea who that lardassed kinky sex freak is…
Looks like the planet Jupiter. (Thank you, anonymous commenter that I stole that line from!)
Now this one I know I can use (isn’t he FRIENDLY?), because you leave it in my Spam folder every day. Did you ever get the railroad tie removed?
I get these two confused…
What’s my point? Good question!
Here’s my point:
…some time ago, a wise man (and when I say wise man I mean a complete idiot) taught me about a concept called Fair Use. He even had a handy chart:
I especially like that 10%/1000 maximum word limit on text…
What I learned from this complete idiot is that standards (especially his) are tremendously flexible, even from minute to minute, depending on what he wants to steal or what he wants to protect. Plus everything’s gotta be registered and approved with the right forms and shit like that.
And I have a whole collection of pictures of hospitalized women that aren’t registered either. Might make a nice collage out of those someday.
And let me leave you with a heartfelt farewell from one of your favorite folks (and friend):
Now take this^^^^^
and stick it in this…